Tenacious D - Roadie

^EmWell it's 3pm time to lock the gate Gotta get it on the stage My muscles fle^Dx my fuckin' sweat will save the d^Eay

When I ^Emcheck the mic I fuckin' check the mic I fuckin' checka-checka one two three I plug i^Dt in I make it sound as good as can ^Ebe

Cause th^Eme rockers rock but the roadies roll Gotta take mic because I take control Gotta ge^Dt that shit up on that fuckin'^E stage

Because the^Em roadie knows what the roadie knows And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes And he hid^Des off in the shadows off the^E stage

Because the^C roadie ^A7Looks a thousand miles with his^E eyes And when the ^Ccrowd roars ^A7Brings a tear drop to the roadie'^Es eyes Tears of pride

Because he b^Crought you the show But ^A7you will never know He's ^Cchanging the strings While h^A7iding in the wings No m^Catter how ha^A7rd the show must go on ^E

^EmThen a beautiful girl come to me She say Hey can I sucka your dick I say Ya^Dys I am in lov^Ee Then she q^Emuickly say I sucked your dick Now give me that backstage pass I do not ^Dwant you roadie I want KG's ^Emchode

^CI'm standing at the threshold of your ^A7dreams ^CWithout me there'd be no sound from thos^A7e amps ^CWithout me there'd be no lights on the^A7 stage But you don't applaud fo^Er me

No I am the r^Coadie ^A7Lonesome warrior searching for the^E soul No I am the r^Coadie ^A7 I make the rock^E go

^CRoad^A7ie r^Coadi^A7e ro^Cadi^A7e ^E Enjoy! :D