Kickapoo

^Dm A long ass f**kin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, ^Am There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But ^Fyeah there was a black sheep, And he k^Cnew just what to d^Go. ^DmHis name was young J.B. And he refused to step in-line. ^AmA vision he did see of F*kin' rockin' all the time. ^FHe wrote a tasty jam ^CAnd all the planets did ali^Ggn.

^Am Oh the dragons balls were blazin' ^C As I stepped into his cave. ^G Then I sliced his f**kin' cockles, ^A# With a long and shiney blade!

'Twas I who f**ked the dragon, F**ka lie sing f**k a loo! And if you try to f**k with me,

^A#Then I shall f**k you t^Amoo! ^CGotta get it ^Gon in the party ^A, ^D, ^A, ^D, ^Azone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

AHHHHHHH

^GYou've disob^Ceyed my or^Gders son, ^A#Why were you^D# ever born^A#? ^FYour brother's t^A#en times b^Fetter than you, ^G#Jesus lo^C#ves him ^G#more.

This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's the devil's work, He wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction,

^G#And chao^C#s he wil^G#l bri^G, ^(A)ng. ^A#You'd better shut your m^Fouth, You better watch your t^Gon^Ce!^G, ^C, ^G ^A#You're grounded for a we^Fek with no telep^Gho^Cne^G! ^C, ^G

Don't wanna hear you cry, Don't wanna hear you moan!

^A#You gotta praise The Lor^Fd when you're in my h^Gome!

Tenacious D - Kickapoo (by Bariad)