Tenacious D - Kickapoo

A l^Dmong ass fuckin' time ago, In ^Dma town called Kickapoo, Th^Amere lived a humble family Re^Amligious through and through. But^F yea there was a black sheep, And he k^Cnew just what to ^Gdo. His^Dm name was young J.B. And^Dm he refused to step in-line. A ^Amvision he did see of Fu^Amcking rocking all the time. He ^Fwrote a tasty jam And all ^Cthe planets did al^Gign. ^G Oh the ^Adragon's balls were blazin' As I st^Cepped into his cave. Then I ^Gsliced his fuckin' cockles, With a ^Bblong and shiny blade! Twas I ^Amwho fucked the dragon, Fuckali^Czing fuckaloo! And if ^Gyou try to f*** with me, Then I ^Bbshall f*** you too!^{Am C}Gotta get it o^Gn in the party zon^Ae!^{D A D A D C}I gots to shoot ^Ga load in the party zon^Ae!^{D A D A D C}Gotta lick a t^Goad in a party zone! ^{A D A D A D C}Gotta suck a c^Ghode in the party zon^Ae!^{D A D A D}

You've ^G5dis^C5obe^G5yed^G5 my orders son, Why we^Bb5re y^Bb5ou e^D#5ver ^Bb5born^Bb5? Your ^F5bro^Bb5ther^F5's ^F5ten times better than you, J^G#5esus^G#5 lov^C#5es h^G#5im more. This ^G5mus^C5ic ^G5tha^G5t you play for us Comes ^Bb5from^Bb5 the^D#5 dep^Bb5ths ^Bb5of hell. Rock^F5 an^Bb5d ro^F5ll'^F5s the devil's work, He ^G#5want^G#5s yo^C#5u to^G#5 rebel. You'll ^G5bec^C5ome^G5 a ^G5mindless puppet; Beelze^Bb5bub ^Bb5will^D#5 pul^Bb5l th^Bb5e strings! Your ^F5hea^Bb5rt w^F5ill^F5 lose direction, And ch^G5aos^C5 it^G5 wi^G5ll bring. ^BbYou'd better shut your ^Fmouth, You better watch your ^G5ton^C5e! ^{G5 C5 G5 Bb}You're grounded for a ^Fweek with no tele^G5pho^C5ne!^{G5 C5 G5 Bb}Don't let me hear you cr^Fy, Don't let me hear you ^G5moa^C5n! ^{G5 C5 G5 Bb}You gotta praise The ^FLord when you're in my ^G5hom^C5e! ^{G5 C5 G5 G}Dio can you hear me? I am ^Bblost and so alone... I'm ^Faskin' for your guidance, Won't you^G# come down from your throne? I ^Gneed a tight compadre Who will^Bb teach me how to rock. My ^FFather thinks you're evil, But man, ^G#he can suck a cock. ^GRock is not the devil's work, It's ^Bbmagical and rad. I'll ^Fnever rock as long as I am S^Gtuck here with my Dad...

I ^C5hear you brave young Jables, You are ^C5hungry for the rock. But to ^C5learn the ancient method, Sacred ^Bb5doors you must unlock. Es^C5cape your father's clutches, On this ^C5oppressive neighborhood. On a j^C5ourney you must go, To find the ^Bb5land of Hollywood!^C5 In The ^CCity of Fallen Angels, Where the ^Focean meets the ^G#sand, You will ^Cform a strong alliance, And the ^Fworld's most ^G#awesome band! To ^Cfind your fame and fortune, Through the ^Fvalley you must ^G#walk. You will ^Cface your inner demons. Now ^Fgo my ^G#5son and rock!

So he ^G5bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart. And he ^D5journeyed far and wide

But in the ^Bb5end he knew That he ^C5would find his counterpart. G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D Rooooock! C5 D5 D#5 F G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. ^C5Ray^D5e-y^D#5ayay^Fayaye-yock.