Teenage Bottlerocket - Henchman

^GbStranded In a ^Elife in which your ^Gbstruggle For ac^Aceptance is a ^Bnever-ending ^Dbchore Up^Gbbraided For your ^Eactions, past and ^Gbpresent And re^Awarded for i^Bdeas of the ^Dbfuture's bright open door The ^Gbhenchman is the human analogue Of the ^Esuffering multi^Gbtudes Who like ^Agood dogs, sit and ^Blick for their re^Dbward

So ^Dbwhat ^Agood ad^Evice Have ^DbI ^Agot for ^Eyou? To in^Dbsure a^Against your ^Elikely metamorphosis In^D5to this ^Erepro^Gbbate?

^Gb5Don't be a henchman Stand on your laurels^{A E Gb}Do what no one else does And ^Apraise the good of ^Eother men for ^Gbgood man's sake

And when ^Aeveryone ^Eelse in the ^Bworld fol^Gblows your lead Al^D5though a cold day in hell^E it will ^Bsurely be Thatâs wh^G5en the entire ^D5world shall l^Aive in ha^Ermony^Gb