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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Bm A G#m F# x2 [Verse 1]
BmI'm getting Ahickeys from my bed bugsG#dim GI'm getting F#busy with a bad perfBmume I'm sticking Akisses to a pen drugG#m GI'm making F#7friction with a sad vacBmcuum
A E Bm X2
I'm getting Ajiggy with a rifleG#dim GI pull the F#trigger with my eyes cloBmsed Hoping to Ahit you somewhere vital G#mAnd when I Gmiss, you come and F#7kiss me with a smile
Bm E7 B E7 Bm A G# Bm x 4 F# x 6 [Chorus]
I'm having Bmsex with a Dghost 'cause she Emknows I'm Galone She's a Bmfreak in the Dsheets, play it Emcool, I'm Gsleeping with a Bmghoul
(x2) [Verse 2]
The only Atime I ever see herG#dim GIs when she's behind me in the F#mirror Bm Even from a Adistance I can hear her G#dimTry to Glisten, but her F#whispers make my ears hurt Bm
And on our Adates, it's never daytime G#dim GWhen she gets F#playful with a steak knife Bm I need a Abreak, maybe I'll take five G#dimShake it Gup and mediF#cate, maybe I'll take five
Bm E7 B E7 Bm A G# Bm x 4 F# x 6 [Chorus] I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul (x2) [Bridge] Bm F#m Bm F# [Chorus]
I'm having Bmsex with a Dghost 'cause she Emknows I'm Galone She's a Bmfreak in the Dsheets, play it Emcool, I'm Gsleeping with a Bmghoul
(x2) [Outro] F#m F# Bm