Tammy Wynette - Kids say the darndest things

^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing,

Last n^Fight dressed up in high-heeled shoes, and ^Cweari^C7ng my o^Ald hat, my f^Dour year old said,^D7 I wanna divorce, Now, w^Ghere did she hear th^G7at,

^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing,

^FLast night as I watched TV, o^Cne rushed th^C7rough the d^Aoor, M^Dommy, Dad`s telling some<sup>D7</sup>one on the phone, Don`t you c^Gall me here no m^G7ore,

^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing,

^FIf my daddy can whip your daddy, but da^Cddy`s n^C7ever ho^Ame, ^Dand I think, mum is worried about him, cause s^Ghe cried all night lo^G7ng,

^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing,

You n^Fever know what they learn at school, and w^Chat they`re thi<sup>C7</sup>nking o<sup>A</sup>f, My fi<sup>D</sup>rst grader just said a f<sup>D7</sup>our letter word, and <sup>G</sup>it sure wasn`t l^G7ove,

^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing, ^CKids say the darndest th^Dmings, have you e^Dver listened close to the ga^D7mes they play, or the l^Gittle songs they s^G7ing,