Tally Hall - Ruler of everything

^EJuno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he s^Ahot at the sun with a ^Egun S^Ahot at the sun with a g^Eun ^AShot at his wily o^Ene only f^Dmriend ^{D Dm D}

In the ga^Ellows or the gh^Betto (ah-h) ^EIn the town or the mea^Bdow In the bil^Elows, even ov^Ber the sun (ah-h) Every en^Ed of the time is an^Bother begun

Y^Eou understand mechanical hands Are the ru^Aler of every^Ething (ah...) Ru^Aler of ever^Eything (ah...) I'm the rul^Aer of every^Ething in the ^Aend ^B7

(^ARE^B7VERSED SPEAKING: Ohohoho... He's a jackrabbit, he's a jackrabbit, look at him, he's jumping around!) [Verse 2] Do you li^Eke how I dance? I've got zirc^Aonium pants (Conseq^Euential enough to slip you i^Anto a trance) Do you l^Eike how I walk? Do you l^Aike how I talk? (Do you l^Eike how my face disinteg^Arates into chalk?)

I have a w^Eonderful wife, I have a ^Apowerful job She criti^Ecizes me for being egoc^Aentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) (You pra^F#mctice your mannerisms i^Bnto the wall) If this mi^F#mrror were clearer I'd be standi^Bng so tall

(I saw you sl^F#mobber over clovers on the s^Bide of the hill) I was obs^F#merving the birds (circle i^Bn for the kill) (I've b^Eeen you, I know you, your fa^Acade is a scam) You know you're mak^Eing me cry, this is the w^Aay that I am

I've been l^Eiving a lie, a metam^Aorphical scheme (Detective u^Endercover, brotherhood, obj^Aective, obscene)

^Absus2Oh, n^Ao, ^Absus2 no, ^Absus2 oh, y^Eeah (could also play G#5 instead of Absus2) [Bridge] ^EDo you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "^BOh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another W^Eord to sell, another story to tell Another ti^Bme piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock st^Eop when you reach the end No, you know it must be ne^Bver ending Comprehend if you can But when you t^Ery to pretend to understand You resemble a fo^Bol although you're only a man So give it up and sm^Eile ^{B E B}

^EDo you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "^BOh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another W^Eord to sell, another story to tell Another ti^Bme piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock s^Etop when you reach the end No, you know it must be n^Bever ending Comprehend if you can But when you t^Ery to pretend to understand You resemble a fo^Bol although you're only a man So give it up and s^Emile (smile, smile, smile...)

Y^Eou understand mechanical hands Are the ru^Aler of everyth^Eing (ah...) ^ARuler of everyth^Eing (ah...) I'm the ru^Aler of everyt^Ehing in the e^Dmnd ^{D Dm D}

Wi^Ethout looking down, gliding around Like a bum^Abling dragon I f^Ely Sc^Araping my face on the s^Eky ^Absus2 Oh, ^Ano, ^Absus2 no, ^Absus2 oh, ye^Eah (G#5 is an alterative for Absus2)