^CChampagne don't drive me crazy, ^F7Cocaine don't make me lazy ^CAin't nobody's business but my ^G7own ^CCandy is dandy and liquor is quicker ^F7You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica ^CAin't nobody's ^G7business but your o^Cwn

^CYou can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday You can ^F7lay around the rack with your old lady all day Monday ^CAin't nobody's business but your ^G7own ^CI don't care what in the world you do As l^F7ong as you do what you say you going to ^CAin't nobody's ^G7business but your o^Cwn

Now, I know S^E7ome of you cuties, you really good looking cuties, You go ^A7stepping downtown just to hang around, ^D7Standing on the corner so the fellows will say ^G"Ohhhhh, Aint she sweet!"

^CChampagne don't drive me crazy, ^F7Cocaine don't make me lazy ^CAin't nobody's business but my ^G7own ^CCandy is dandy and liquor is quicker ^F7You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica ^CAin't nobody's ^G7business but your o^Cwn

^CYou can walk downtown in your birthday suit, ^F7You come out of the bank with a whole lotta loot ^CAin't nobody's business but your ^G7own They say^C cocaine's for horses, it ain't for men, ^F7The doctor said it 'll kill me, but he didn't say when ^CAin't nobody's ^G7business but my o^Cwn

Now, you k^E7now sometimes I put on my straw hat, And my stripe pants, my spatz baby, ^A7And I go trucking downtown, just to hang around. ^D7Standing on the corner so the fellas can stare and say ^GHey man, ain't you the boy in the '57 mercury With the turnpike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels The white wall tires and lights running the skirts Was painted lime green with reversible license plates With windows that you can see out, can nobody see in With four on the floor, 745 horsepower and a big stereo Listening to Wolfman Jack say, "Ain't this X E R B, baby!"

^CChampagne don't drive me crazy, ^F7Cocaine don't make me lazy ^CAin't nobody's business but my ^G7own ^CCandy is dandy and liquor is quicker ^F7You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica ^CAin't nobody's ^G7business but your o^Cwn

Taj Mahal - Ain't nobody's business