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Tuning: E A D G B E
Pulled from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLUbpymkIbM CAPO ON FIRST FRET, THOUGH IT SOUNDS FINE WITHOUT Chords: Em G e |--3----| e |--3----| B |--0----|o B |--0----|o G |--0----|o G |--0----|o D |--2----| D |--0----|o A |--2----| A |--2----| E |--0----|o E |--3----|o D Am e |--2----| e |--0----|o B |--3----| B |--1----| G |--2----| G |--2----| D |--0----|o D |--2----| A |-------|x A |--0----|o E |-------|x E |-------|x Bm Bm7 e |--2----| e |--2----| B |--3----| B |--0----| G |--4----| G |--2----| D |--4----| D |--1----| A |--2----| A |--2----| E |--2----| E |-------|x A D6 e |--0----|o e |--2----| B |--3----| B |--0----| G |--4----| G |--2----| D |--4----| D |--0----|o A |--0----|o A |-------|x E |-------|x E |-------|x And then there's this weirdo. It's essentially a Bm7 put down one fret. "W" e |--3----| B |--0----| G |--3----| D |--2----| A |--3----| E |-------|x The INTRO is played at the beginning, (obviously,) but also after the choruses and the bridge. It's just a G chord, then sliding down your middle finger and pinkie to the 7th fret(relative to the capo), sliding back up to a chord the shape of a G, just one fret up, and then back down to the original G. (Watch the video, you'll see what I mean.) Also, during the kazoo break and the Bridge, he does this thing with the Em chord: Em e |--3-3-3--3--| B |--0-0-0--0--| G |--0-0-0--0--| D |--2-2-0--0--| A |--2-2-0--2--| E |--0-0-0--0--| Note that you hammer down with your middle finger back onto the D string. He also does this with the G: G e |--3-3-3-3--| B |--0-0-0-0--| G |--0-0-0-0--| D |--0-0-0-0--| A |--2-2-0-2--| E |--3-3-3-0--| You can lift your middle AND index, then hammer down with the index, but I prefer the method tabbed above. I would recommend watching the video a few times to get the timing during the kazoo break, (and all the other parts) So, here it is: INTRO VERSE:
EmThe murderess Cundresses her Emlate Gnight Emvictim GHe's got a fine physiqDue, that's why she picked him Em Bm7 Em GShe takes a swig of Dport then sits AUpon his rigorAm mortised bits Emtill dawn D GShe's the sickest Dlass Bmin all of EmSickdDom G
CHORUS:
DSickdom is a realm Where saintlCy souls are overwheGlmed, Their grace Emerased and then Bm7replaced with base depravity Em Bm7 Em DIts denizens are menacing, yet Gfill you full of Ccalm By shoving Emopiated Dbalm up in your Gcavity...
INTRO VERSE:
The murEmderess confessCes to the EmhandGsome Empriest But he doesnG't hear a Dword, as he's deceasedEm Bm7 Em GShe tears his frock & Dsocks off and APrepares to get her Amrocks off by Emsmearing him D GIn the extremely unctuous Dgunk Bmwith which she's EmgreaDsed G
KAZOO BREAK D G Em “W” Em Bm7 Em D G Em Bm7 Em D G BRIDGE:
The murDderess caresses her Emmachete And curlAms up on a deep magenta Emsettee The scDent of fetid gent is strong and Gheady As she Aslips out of her D6pinkish patchwork Gteddy
INTRO VERSE:
The murEmderess's Ctresses grow Emgray Gand Emthin And then the rGavages ofD time do her in Em Bm7 Em She puGnts across the DStyx to dwell But canAnot get her Amkicks so well in EmHades, D Where cavortGing with the Ddead Bmis not a Emsin, Drickety-Gtin, How she Emlongs to live in SDickdom once GagDaiGn…
CHORUS