Sycamore Smith - Hokum all ye faithful acoustic

^E7Tell me, ^B7have you ^Am7heard the one About the ^Dmprophet with the perfect ^Csoul? ^{E7 E7}The heaven^B7ly ^Am7bastard with his own ^Dmslasher flick-- The greatest ^Cfairytale ever t^Gold

^E7Weekly ^B7he ^Am7receives A kneeling o^Dmvation from a sleepy ^Cnation ^{E7 E7}They're swallo^B7wing the ^Am7old routine, the ^Dmholy saltine, And ^Cbackwash from the cup of sal^Gvation ----- ^GHave you heard the ^Am7legend sweeping the ^Fland? They're saying ^Cwe all sprung from some ^E7invisible man And when h^Am7e finished up, he took a little ^Frest And he's been ^Cresting ever since I ^Gguess... ----- ^E7Tell me, ^B7have you ^Am7heard the one About the ^Dmyoung man who died for your ^Csins? ^{E7 E7}You think ^B7he would've ^Am7learned his lesson Not to ^Dmmess with us, And yet they ^Csay he's gonna come ^Gagain

^E7He might've ^B7hit a ^Am7ripe old age If a ^Dmdisciple had not ^Cfailed him ^{E7 E7}Broken, ^B7bet^Am7rayed and lost, he lay ^Dmalone on the cross While the ^Ceaster bunny pounded the ^Gnails in... ----- ^GHave you heard the ^Am7legend sweeping the ^Fland? They're saying ^Cwe all sprung from some ^E7invisible man And when h^Am7e finished up, he took a little ^Frest And he's been ^Cresting ever since I ^Gguess...

^E7Tell me, ^B7have you ^Am7heard the one About the ^Dmhealer who could resur^Crect? ^{E7 E7}They say t^B7hat when he ^Am7rose from the dead He had a ^Dmflattened head, Black ^Cboots and two bolts in his ^Gneck

^E7Hokum ^B7all ^Am7ye faithful, That's the whole ^Dmfable as I was ^Ctold it ^{E7 E7}Honest^B7ly I'm ^Am7half-way jealous of the ^Dmgullible zealots Who ^Cbelieve this unbelievable ^Gbullshit... ----- ^GHave you heard the ^Am7legend sweeping the ^Fland? They're saying ^Cwe all sprung from some ^E7invisible man And when h^Am7e finished up, he took a little ^Frest And he's been ^Cresting ever since I ^Gguess...