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Capo: 1 Tuning: E A D G B E
Tunning: Standard Capo: 1 Intro: C-keeps the same position but moves up 1 fret at a time, 3 times. (makes more sense if you look up a video) Verse 1: C G C (pull off and hammer on your index finger as you like) Congratulations you survived your suicide
Your sorry little heFart still bippity bGops from side to Cside You get to see another dFay, so what do you sEmay? Lets Bake some cookies for an orpAmhan who is going bliFnd CongratulCations Welcome bGack to the grAmind CongratulCations you surviGved your suiciCde
Verse 2:
CongratulCations you surviGved your suiciCde Yeah you and that hoFrror show clGiché you’ve been trying to hCide Ring ring ring you nFail down the window Emand lock the door but the cAmold was coming from inFside CongratulCations the gGood guy is gonna surAmvive CongratulCations the kGiller is still alCiv

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C
Pre-Chorus:
You tried to pull the triFgger but your hGand began to sAmhake So you dodged the buFllet Em Em That you wanted to tAmake
Chorus:
Life is lFong and sweet and lGove is pure and tAmrue So we got ourselves a pFroblem hereEm Am - Em - Am - C(the last Am is short) And the problem is you
Verse 3:
CongratulCations you surviGved your suiciCde There were oh so mFany who went beGfore you that tried and dCied But not you, you can hFold your head up hEmigh Let your failure fAmill you full of pFride CongratulCations your wGish has been deAmnied
CongratulCations you surviGved your suiciCde
Pre-Chorus:
You tried to pull the trigFger but your hGand began to sAmhake So you dodged the buFllet Em Em That you wanted to tAmake
Chorus:
Life is lFong and sweet and lGove is pure and tAmrue So we got ourselves a pFroblem hereEm And the problem is yAmou

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Em

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Am

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C
Verse 4:
CongratulCations you surviGved your suiciCde Your sorry little heFart still bippity bGops from side to Cside You get to see another dFay, so head to the bEmay Maybe buy yourself an hAmour-long jet ski rFide CongratulCations you are bGack on the Emwinning sAmide F F CongratulCations you surviGved your suicCide
End: something along the lines of that C position 3 frets up then you bend the 7th fret on the G string and end on an Am. Sorry if there is any mistakes. Enjoy (: ,Kevin Vallejo