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[Intro] G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------| D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7----------7-7-7-7---------|-7-7-7-7---------7-7-7-7---------| E|---------5-5-5-5----------5-5-5-5-|---------5-5-5-5---------5-5-5-5-| [Verse] ("She said nice guys finish last are ones with a defect, And skin-tight has always been incorrect...") G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------| E|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| ("We'll be watching until she detects us, That's our cue to move out of Texas...") G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------| E|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| [PreChours] ("When she shoot shoot shoot shoot shoots, And I drip drip drip drip drip, And then I drop") G|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| E|-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--2--| [Chorus] ("The librarians are hiding something, The librarians are hiding something...") G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-| E|---------5-------|---------5-------|---------5-------|---------5-------| [Verse] ("She said you're never alone with a schizo, Picked up the phone said is it not so...") G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------| E|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| ("Just then I make out the sign, And the small print on her book's spine...") G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------| E|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| [PreChours] ("When she shoot shoot shoot shoot shoots, And I drip drip drip drip drip, And then I drop") G|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| E|-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--2--| [Bridge] ("Oh the librarians contrarians can't fly on a wing") G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7--6--4-4-4-4-4-4--2--0-0-0-0-0-0-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|----------------------------------------------4------------------| ("Oh the librarians barbarians are liking nothing- Which leads me to believe one thing") G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7--6--4-4-4-4-4-4--2--0-0-0-0-0-0-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|----------------------------------------------4------------------| [Chorus] ("The librarians are hiding something, The librarians are hiding something...") G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-------| A|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-7-7-7-----4-5-|-7-----| E|---------5-------|---------5-------|---------5-------|---------5-------|-------|