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[Chords] Alternating patterns G : 320033 / 3x2033 (G6) C : x32010 / 3x2010 (C/G) D7 : x5353x / 5x353x (D/A) [Intro] D7 G [Verse 1]
I Gsaw you pull up next door in your Subaru Bet that thing runs on veggie oil CStrapped to the top were some trash bags and a big canoe GShovel and a couple bags of top soil I Cbet you're probably growing marijuana In that big organic garden in your D7yard
You walk around in sandals and pajamas
Was gettin' dressed really all that Ghard?
[Verse 2]
I'm surGprised you even saw me from where you're sitting Behind that 747 in your drive CThat's the greenest grass I think I've ever seen It's Gprobably from all the dangerous pesticides CYou seem like you'd have a doomsday compound Full of firearms, ammunition and canned D7foods
That ain't just paranoia really gets me down
You're clearly watching way too much Fox GNews
[Chorus]
I was Cgonna keep my distance Because we are so different Till one day I heard you cranking up The D7Hag
You like country music, do ya?
What if D7I do, what's it to ya? Well, if you like you country music Then I guess you're not so Gbad
[Interlude] D7 G [Verse 3]
Whatever you've got I Ghope it's not contagious I like you even though you're so uptight Your Crecord collection covers all the bases From GKitty Wells all the way on down to Dwight I'll igCnore all your hippie bumper stickers And that Ronald Reagan poster on your D7wall
It's true that we've got nothing in common
But a love of country music conquers Gall
[Chorus]
I was Cgonna keep my distance Because we are so different Till one day I heard you cranking up The D7Hag
You like country music, do ya?
What if D7I do, what's it to ya? Well, if you like you country music Then I guess you're not so Gbad You like D7country music, do ya? What if D7I do, what's it to ya?
Well, if you like you country music
Then I guess you're not so Gbad
[Outro]
GSunny, who're you voting for this year? Well, Merle G7Haggard, I thought that's we decided on