Sufjan Stevens - Christmas unicorn

I^C'm a Christmas U^Gnicorn, in a u^Cniform made of g^Gold With a b^Cilly-goat beard, and a s^Gorcerer's shield, and m^Amistletoe on my n^Dose

Oh, I^C'm a Christian h^Goliday, I'm a s^Cymbol of original s^Gin I've a p^Cagan tree, and a m^Gagical wreath, and b^Amow-tie on my c^Dhin

Oh, I^C'm a pagan h^Geresy, I'm a t^Cragical Catholic s^Ghrine I'm a l^Cittle bit shy, with a l^Gazy eye, and a p^Amenchant for s^Dublime

Oh, I^C'm a mystical a^Gpostasy, I'm a h^Corse with a fantasy t^Gwist Though I p^Clay all night, with my m^Gagical kite, people ^Amsay I don't e^Dxist

For I m^Cake no full a^Gpology for the c^Category I r^Geside I'm a m^Cythical mess, with a t^Greasury chest, I'm a c^Amonstruct of your m^Dind

Oh, I^C'm hysterically A^Gmerican, I've a c^Credit card on my w^Grist And I h^Cave no home, or a f^Gield to roam, I will c^Amurse you with my k^Diss

Oh, I^C'm a criminal p^Gathology with a h^Cistory of medical c^Gare I'm a f^Crantic shopper, and a b^Grave pill popper, and they s^Amay my kind are r^Dare

But I^C've seen others in the u^Gniform of a u^Cnicorn just like ^Gme We are l^Cegions wide, and we c^Ghoose no sides, we are m^Amasters of m^Dystique

For y^Cou're a Christmas U^Gnicorn, I have s^Ceen you on the b^Geat You may d^Cress in the human u^Gniform, child... But I k^Amnow you're just like ^Dme