Stornoway - Love song of the beta male

^DDon't ask me to make you laugh un^Gtil you cry ^DBecause you know I'm on good fo^Grm if I can raise a sm^Aile ^DAnd don't ask me to sweep you up and ca^Arry you across the thresh^Gold ^DBecause you know I'd only hurt mys^Gelf if I were to t^Dry

I can t^Dell you 'bout the way you make me feel inside When I l^Gie beside you in our b^Aed at night And I can lis^Dten to your troubles and hold you ti^Dght And tell you every^Gthing'll be all ri^Aght

^DBut don't ask me to spin you round and da^Gnce with you Because you k^Dnow I've two left f^Geet and no guts with t^Ahat ^DAnd don't ask me to rise to your pol^Gitical de^Bmbate I don't need remi^Dnding of my ignor^Aance

I can t^Dell you about the way you make me feel inside As I l^Gie beside you in our b^Aed at night And I can li^Dsten to your troubles and hold you t^Dight And tell you every^Gthing'll be all ri^Aght And it doe^Dsn't matter what I do or w^Dhat I say Because you're on^Gly gonna be yourself any^Away And I don't ne^Ded to tell you anything any^Dway To know that everyt^Ghing'll be all ri^Aght

If you d^Bmon't a^Ask ^Gme ^F#mto s^Emave y^Aou Fr^Aom my^A# moth^Aer w^Ghen ^F#mshe st^Eays ^Emtoo l^Gmong

^DDon't ask me to buy you fancy li^Gngerie ^DWell it's an awful lot of money and I wo^Guldn't know your s^Aize ^DAnd don't ask me to make you rich or e^Gven bring home the b^Bmacon But I will c^A#ook it for you when I'm h^Cere And when I'm ^Dmout on the road I'll write s^Bmentime^A#ntal

^DSongs about the way you make me feel inside As I l^Gie beside you in our b^Aed at night ^DAnd we can listen to the traffic and I'll hold you t^Dight And tell you ev^Gerything'll be all r^Aight And it do^Desn't matter what I do or what I s^Day Because you're on^Gly gonna be yourself an^Ayway And I don't n^Deed to tell you anything any^Dway To know that every^Gthing'll be all ri^Aght

^DDon't ask me to spin you round and da^Gnce with you ^DDon't ask me to walk 500 mi^Gles for you ^DDon't ask me to sweep you up and ca^Grry you across the threshold ^DDon't ask me to stand up to your b^Gig big brother for you ^DDon't ask me to mend your broken c^Gar for you