Stompin' Tom Connors - The ballad of muk tuk annie

^AYeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie Who came south to go to ^Dschool ^EWith a see through blouse and a seal skin mini Old Annie sure looked ^Acool ^AShe blew into Montreal in the early fall Like nothing they'd ever ^Dseen ^EWith long black hair and reindeer underwear She weighed about two ^Asixteen

^DShe came a long long way, ^Afrom Frobisher Bay ^DPeople don't ya know now what I ^Amean ^DShe had the boys all cryin on th ^Adistant early warning line ^AOld Muk Tuk Annie ^Ecould really make the ^Ascene

^AShe told her teacher that she wanted to dance She said she wanted to study ^Dballet ^EBut she was four foot six with her mukluks off And I heard her teacher ^Asay

^ANow I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance No, I wouldn't want to tell you ^Dthat ^EBut I got a form here signed in triplicate ^ASays you gotta learn to drive a Cat

^AShe say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew, Build boats or drive no ^Dcat ^ECause I came south to sing and dance And groovy shit like ^Athat ^ACause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen For nineteen seventy ^Dfour ^EAnd I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord With the boys beating down my ^Adoor

^DShe came a long long way ^Afrom Frobisher Bay ^DPeople don't you know now what I ^Amean ^DShe had the boys all crying on that ^Adistant early warning line ^AOld Muk Tuk Annie ^Ecould really make the ^Ascene

^AWell she said " thank you for your truble sir But I'll make it on my ^Down ^EAnd the word spread through the north like wild fire Big Annie's comin ^Ahome ^AShe got off the plane with a record player Ballet slippers on her ^Dtoes ^EAnd she opened up a little groovey club Where everybody comes and ^Agoes ^AShe got old Stompin Tom on the record player And she serves up good ^Dbooze and grub ^EAnd folks around Baffin island Say it's better than any old playboy ^Aclub ^AYou can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze Til ya fall right off your ^Dfeet ^EAnd there's seal flippers and potatoe chips When you feel like somthing to ^Aeat

^DShe came a long long way to ^AFrobisher Bay ^DPeople don't you now what I ^Amean ^DShe had the boys all cryin on the ^Adistant early mornin warnin line ^AOld Muk Tuk Annie ^Ecould really came the ^Ascene

^AWell she packs that joint almost every night and folks come from miles ^Daround ^EAnd every night about ten oclock All the house light are turned way ^Adown ^AAnd suddenly she on the stage Wearing that toothless ^Dgrin ^EShort fat Annie the goddess of love And shes gonna do her dance of ^Asin ^AWell she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs And does a little bump and ^Dgrind ^EAnd all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers Scotch taped to her ^Abehind

^AWell she made about a hundred grand last year Which wasn't to bad at ^Dall ^EAnd decided to take a little holiday So she flew down to ^AMontreal ^AIt seem that she ran into her teacher there You know the one ,she met ^Dbefore ^EAnd she gave him a job tending the bar And takin tickets at her ^Anight club door

^DShe came a long long way from ^AFrobisher Bay ^DPeople don't you know now what I ^Amean ^DShe had the boys all crying on the ^Adistant early warning line ^AOld Muk Tuk Annie ^Ereally makes the ^Ascene ^ALet me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie ^Ecould really make the ^Ascene ^ALet me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie ^Ecould really make the ^Ascene