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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AChristians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) Hava Nagila's for the E7Jews, Baptists Ahave the rock of ages, (rock of ages) Atheists just Dsing the Ablues.
ARomantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune) Born agains sing He is E7risen, But no one Aever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune) For godless DexistentiaAlism.
For Atheists,
Theres nDo good news, They'll G#never sing a song oAf faith.
For aDtheists, They Ghave a rule, The hG#e is always Alowercase.
The he is alwG#ays lowercasAe.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas E7trees, Atheist Asongs add up to nada, (up to nada) But they do have DSundayAs free. (hDave SuAndays free)
Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the books of E7scrolls, NumerAologists can count to seven, (count to seven) Atheists have Drock anAd roll.
For Atheists,
DTheres no good news, They'll G#never sing Aa song of Faith. DIn their songs, They have a Grule, The hG#e is always Alowercase. The he is alG#ways Alowercase.
(Key Change) C Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
GDont have noC Songs!!
CChristians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) Hava Nagila's for the G7Jews, (for the Jews) Baptists Chave the rock of ages, (rock of ages) Atheists just Fsing thCe blues.
Catholics dress Fup for Mass, And Blisten to, GCregorian chants.
FAtheists jusBbt take a pass, Watch Bfootball in their Cunderpants. Watch football in their BundCerpants.
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, D A7Dont have noD songs! A7 D