Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - The mad mad moonlight

It was ^Djust like a dream, yeah a ^Gsurreal scene, like a ^Dblue orange I thought my ^Dsenses had gone like I was ^Gwriting a song about a ^Dfoot-long syringe (And she ^Asaid:) "Hello ^Gdear, it's my ^Dparty" (And she ^Asaid:) "So I ^Ghope you'll be ^Dsmart, hee hee" And I ^Asaid: "I don't ^Gknow but I ^Dthink I'll go fix me a^A, a stiff drink" ^A

So I ^Dsat there and stared because at ^Gfirst I was scared of this ^Dfemale Tarzan And while she ^Dtalked with the apes about ^Gchampagne and grapes, ^DI approached her garden (And she ^Asaid:) "Now, now, ^Gdon't try to ^Dleave me" (And she ^Asaid:) "It's un^Gfair to de^Dceive me" (And she ^Asaid:) "I could ^Gkill if you ^Dtry to escape me, come ^Aupstairs, my friend", ^Aooh

^EmNow I knew, ^BmI knew, ^FI couldn't be ^Athat mean ^EmSo I tried, yeah I ^Bmreally tried to ^Fplease her Oh, but ^Gshe was a ^Abig, big, big, big girl, big girl

^DHurled out the door, it was ^Gbecoming more of a ^Dtest of honour Would I ^Dgo, would I stay, could I ^Gdo it all day and be a ^Dcertain gonner? (And she ^Asaid:) "Now you're so ^Gyoung and ^Dtender" (And she ^Asaid:) "And don't be con^Gcerned with my ^Dgender" It was ^Ahard but I ^Gmanaged to ^Dsend her way up to ^Athose, those fluffy white clouds, oh yes I did

Ooh, it was ^Dhard on the brain but I would ^Gdo it again for the ^Dsatisfaction She weighed two ^Dhundred and three but that was ^GOK by me, it was ^Dlots of action (And she ^Asaid:) "Shall we ^Gdance in the ^Dmoonlight?" (And she ^Asaid:) "It would be ^Gso nice on a ^DJune night" But I ^Asaid: "If it's ^GOK by ^Dyou, I'll just sit here ^Aand take me a rest", ooh

(^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight) (^AMad, mad moonlight)