Intro G Verse

^Fwhen you think about it he's watching every word you ^Dsay ^Fhey ^Ddazed and ^Fwhen

^Fhe's sussed you out he calls her up and out she comes and

^Dhust^Fles u^Ds ^F Pre Chorus ^A#long ^Gdigging ^A#gone ^Gfishing ^A#love ^Gdrinking

Chorus

^Dthe bartender and the ^Gthief are lovers ^Dsteal what they need like ^Gsisters and brothers ^Dmet in a church a ^Gnight to remember ^Drobbing the graves of ^Gbodies dismembered

Continue Pattern for Rest Of Song he watched the lesbian talk she kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust crushed he couldn't make the call his eyes were gripped on licking tongues enough's enough failed for once long digging gone fishing love drinking the bartender and the thief are lovers steal what they need like sisters and brothers met in a church a night to remember robbing the graves of bodies dismembered saved what they stole to meet at the alter place where they first set eyes on each other flew to the sun to start life all over set up a bar and robbed all the locals Darren

Stereophonics - Bartender and the thief