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Song: Whittlin' man Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: The Craig Machine Tabbed by Kenny Maus: k_maus13@yahoo.com Chords: Am E C G F D* A#* B#* e|--0---0---0---3---1---x----x----x--- B|--1---0---1---3---1---x----x----x--- G|--2---1---0---0---2---7----x----x--- D|--2---2---2---0---3---7----8----10-- A|--0---2---3---2---3---5----8----10-- E|--x---0---x---3---1--------6----8--- hummed fill riff: A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0 *or* e|-5-7-8-7-5-7-5 Intro: (same as prechorus) Am E C G
AmIn the Fwoods of Enorthern MichiAmgan he mFade his hEome Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man yeaaaah
AmHe whittle all day, and he wEhittle all night Che whittle whittle whittle eGverything in sight AmHe whittle on a stick and heE whittle on a shoe CIf you come to close gonna wGhittle you, too
D* A#* D* Keep a safe distance if you can A#* B#* Am E C G Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man (back to prechorus riff)
AmHad a sFtump to sEit on, had some Amwood and hiFs trusty Eknife Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife Such a beautiful wife Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set yeaaaah AmHe whittle if it's light andE he whittle if it's dark CAnd if noone was around wellG he'd whittle in the nark AmHe whittle something new andE he whittle something old CHe whittle something hot andG he whittle something rather chilly
D* A#* D* Keep a safe distance if you can A#* B#* Am E C G Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man (back to prechorus riff)
AmSome say Fwhittlin' Eman's a genious, still oAmthers say hFe's just Edumb Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb Boy is he dumb That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again yeaaaah AmHe whittle if it's white, anEd he whittle if it's black CHe whittle on a duck till a Gduck can't quack He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more
Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan end on Am