Stephen Lynch what if god smoked cannibus tTABBED BY eldoplaysguitar this intro riff is repeted through the song e------------------------------------] B------------------------------------] G-11-13-14------------------------5--]x2 D----------11-11-12-14-----14-----5--] A----------------------0-0----0---7--] E------------------------------------] capo on the second fret Em - C - G - D

^EmIf god had long^C hai^Gr and a goatee^D And if his e^Emyes were prett^Cy glazed ^GIf he looked ^Dspaced out Would you b^Emuy his st^Cory, W^Gould you believ^De he had ^Eman eye in^Cfection' ^G ^D

^CAnd yeah yeah go^Gd looks b^Daked ^CYeah yeah ^Ggod smells ^Dgood ^CYeah yea^Dh, yeah yeah yeah What if g^Emod smoke^Cd cannab^Gis' ^D Hit the ^Embong lik^Ce some of us ^G ^D Drove a ^Emtie-dyed^C microbus ^G ^D A^Gnd he subscri^Dbes to rolling stone

^EmIf god made thi^Cs pl^Gace, in the be^Dginning Did ^Emhe plant any s^Ceeds' ^GOr did he put^D them there for Adam and Eve So they'd b^Eme hungry ^Cfor th^Ge apple ^D ^EmThat the ^Csnake was^G alw^Days offering

^CAnd yeah yeah go^Gd rolls g^Dreat ^CYeah yeah ^Ggod smells ^Dgood ^CYeah yea^Dh, yeah yeah yeah

What if g^Emod smoke^Cd cannab^Gis' ^D Do you s^Emuppose h^Ce had a buzz'^G ^D When he ^Emmade the^C platypus ^G ^D When he ^Emcreated ^Cearth our hom^Ge ^D D^Goes he like p^Dearl jam or the stones'

And do you think he rolls his own Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

Stephen Lynch - What if god smoked cannabis