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^EmIt’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait^Cmaj7 It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state^Am The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great ^B7

I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate... CHORUS 1:

Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back I sho^Duldn’t have fucked that prostitute wi^B7thout a prophylactic Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back Regr^Det is dripping from me like my s^B7emen down her crack And now I w^Emait…

VERSE 2:

^EmMy nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat ^Cmaj7 I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a cha^Amt” At least I’ll never worry about getting... fat^B7 (stop) N/C I should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that!

CHORUS 2:

Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back I ne^Dver should have blown the tranny ^B7in my Cadillac Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back I just h^Dad to taste that sweet, forbidden n^B7ectar from his sack ^EmAnd now I wait…

VERSE 3:

^EmIs it over, will my jersey be retired? ^Cmaj7 Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? ^Am B7 (stop) Did I make a difference, was my life inspired? N/C Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?

CHORUS 3:

Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back E^Dating assholes shouldn’t be an^B7 aphrodisiac Waiting ^Emfor my AIDS test to c^Come back ^DIf I’m clean I swear to God I^B7 will stop shooting smack... probably

INTERLUDE: Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2) BRIDGE:

B^Emoys and girls, don't b^Ae n^Asus4ieve -^A t^Emake it from your U^Ancle ^Asus4Steve ^A A^EmIDS cares not whom i^At a^Asus4ffects;^A ca^Emught from unprot^Aected ^Asus4sex ^A S^Emharing needles, bl^Aood or ^Asus4spit, ^Aor p^Emiss or semen, ^Aeven^Asus4 shit ^A From h^Emandshakes, sneezes, t^Aoilet ^Asus4seats ^A From m^Emonkey bites and unc^Aooked ^Asus4meats ^A From d^Emirty coins and dr^Aeadlocked ^Asus4hair ^A From c^Emertain children i^An day^Asus4care ^A From dr^Eminking water, br^Aeathing ^Asus4air ^A I t^Emell you, AIDS is e^Avery^Asus4where (!^A)

PRE-OUTRO:

Oh G^Cod, I can't take a^Dnymore! I th^Cink I'll run right o^Dut that door! But w^Cait, the nurse comes str^Daight away! C (single strum) D (single strum) Tell me, what does my test say...?

OUTRO:

I’m ^Eokay! I^D’m ^Eokay! I^D’m ^Eokay! It’s^D just chl^Eamydia...

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