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Talk To Me
Stephen Lynch
Tabbed by CaptainCasualty
Chords: A,D,E
Repeat rhythm throughout the entire song.
Intro (strummed slowly):
AI came down Eto the breakfast table, Dfelt like I could die E
ATried so hard Ebut wasn't able Dto look you in the eye E
AFor I am feeling Eso much shame, yes DI have brought disgrace E
ACan tell I've soiled Emy good name by the Dlook upon your face E
AWell it seems last Enight, you Dcaught me Espankin' it
ANo use Edenyin' it, DI was really Ecrankin' it
ADry your Eeyes, don't Dbe so Esad,
A N/C
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
AI didn't hear you Eenter, no I Ddidn't hear the Edoor
AWith my hand upon my Emember and my Dpants upon the Efloor
ANow burnt into your Ebrain is an Dimage you Edespise
ALike blood and guts, Estarving kids and DStevie Wonder's Eeyes E
AWell it seems last Enight, you Dcaught me Espankin' it
ANo use Edenyin' it, DI was really Ecrankin' it
ADry your Eeyes, don't Dbe so Esad,
A N/C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish"
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
But you cannot tell me dad, that you never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
A N/C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been-
A N/C
Just because it was your bed- it's not that-
A N/C
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad
(End on chord A)
Women are like parking spaces- the best ones are taken and the rest
are all handicapped.
-Michael Mcdonald, Mad TV