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Finger Picking Intro: E---------------------0-------| B-----------------3-----0-----| G-----1-----2---2-------------| D---2-----2---0-----------4---| A-------0-----------2---------| E-0---------------------------| E A D B
EShe's got a sAmile, oh Dshe's got a smBile EAnd she's fAlashing it right aDt me B
She's got a wink, a wink across the bar and I know that's meant to be. She's got a walk, oh she's walking over and I think this could be my day. She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend Why she standing in her way' Its a big fat friend... Chorus: E--0---0---X---X--| B--0---2---5---X--| G--1---2---4---4--| D--2---2---2---4--| A--2---0---X---2--| E--0---X---X---X--| E A E' B -strum E A E' B Oh God there's always one (Big fat friend) To spoil my f**king fun. Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the c**k Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'll contend,
EBut I cannot competBe with your big fat friend Back to Finger Picking Intro:
So big fat friend, ah we meet again, You won't leave her alone you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments while you're sucking on a chicken bone Strum Intro Chords: But that's okay, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me My non-discriminating friend... Back to Chorus: So what that you're a cow (non discriminating friend)
I'll nail you any how.

Hold B

I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.

Hold B

Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
EJust you and me and my paBl and your Big Fat Friend Outro:
E-------------4-----3-----2------X----| B---------------5-----4-----3----4----| G--slide to 4-----4-----3-----2--4----| D--------------------------------4----| A--------------------------------2----| E--------------------------------X----| ^end on B Well that's the best I can do. This is my first tab, so hopefully it's understandable. Credit to "ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin!)" for the lyrics.