Stephen Lynch - Queer tattoo

Yo^Gu got a unicorn^D, butterfly, ang^Cel wings inn^AMer thigh Qu^Geer tatt^Doo. That's^C a queer ta^AMttoo Fl^Gaming skull, sm^Doking pot, that'^Cs the opposi^AMte of not a Qu^Geer tatt^Doo. It's a^C queer tatt^AMoo Y^Gou got a tweedy bird, a school mas^Dcot, you got a hello kitt^Cy. Tell you what yo^Amu got, go^Gt a quee^Dr tattoo. ^CSuch a quee^AMr tattoo Y^Gou think that symbol in Ja^Dpanese means strength ^Cor honor...Nigga please^AM, it means Q^Gueer tat^Dtoo. That'^Cs a queer t^AMattoo

An^Gy lower back tattoo ^Dis queer, it might as^C well say 'insert ^AMcock here' Wh^Gore tatt^Doo. That's^C a whore ta^AMttoo An^Gd that teardrop under ^Dyour eye, that you got in ^Cprison cause you 'killed ^AMa guy' Th^Gat's a cool ^Dtattoo. Sir ^Cthat's a coo^AMl tattoo Yo^Gu've got comedy mask, got a tragedy ma^Dsk, any fucking mask then^C you must have asked^Am for a Qu^Geer tattoo.^D Give me yo^Cu most queer ^AMtattoo Yo^Gur child's name with the words 'b^De strong' would be beautiful bu^Ct they spelled stron^Amg wrong Ye^Gah they spelled it ^Dstoned. Your stu^Cpid kid will now b^AMe stoned Ho^Gw'd the he^Dll they g^Cet that wro^AMng. We^Gren't you wat^Dching when th^Cey put that s^AMhit on

Ba^G...Bumpa ba b^Da...bumpa ba^C ba...bumpa^AM ba ba (x2) Verse 3:

Yo^Gu love your laughing Je^Dsus tat but that's ^Cjust Jesus laughing ^AMat your Qu^Geer tatto^Dos. So man^Cy queer tatt^AMoos I ^Gguess you got that trib^Dal band from a trib^Ce indigenous to the ^AMland of Qu^Geer tatto^Dos. Really^C queer tat^AMtoos Go^Gt barbed wire, got a pok^Der ace, got that fuck^Ced up thing on Mike Ty^AMson's face Go^Gt a queer^D tattoo. A^C seriously^AM queer tattoo An^Gd by queer I just mea^Dn bad, it wouldn'^Ct mean gay unless ^AMyou had A ^Gpink triangle on a rainbow fl^Dag, with a bear wearin^Cg leather and a re^AMd ball gag T^Ghat's a quee^Dr tattoo, a l^Citerally queer^AM tattoo.

^GBa...Bumpa ba^D ba...bumpa ^Cba ba...bum^AMpa ba ba (x2)