Author: Stephen Lynch Song Title: Pierre Album: The Craig Machine Standard Tuning Chords: Am E Dm F C G -simple Tabbed using NOTEPAD! the bestest editor EVER! Intro dialogue: I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know.. we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and he goes "Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you can't write a song about." I said "Alright fucker, let's hear it, what da ya got'" And he goes " How 'bout, uh, a homeless guy." And I said "easy". And he said "who is French" LAUGHTER Let's give it a shot.. If this doesn't go over I owe him a lot of money.

My ^Amstory is so ^Etiresome (tiresome) Back in ^EFrance I was rich as they^Am come (as they come) But I ^Flost all my wealth and my ^Cgood mental health Now I ^Elive with zee filth and zee ^Amscum (and zee scum)

I'm Pi^Dmerre the only French ^Cbum in New ^GYork When I ^Dmopen my Boone's Farm I ^Cstill schniff zee ^Gcork. So ^Dmhave you a quarter, I'm ^Cbegging you ^Gplease I have to ^Fhave ^Ewine with my ^Amgovernment cheese.

I ^Amreally should bid you ^Eadieu (adieu) I'm ^Efeeling a bit sac le ^Amblu (sac le blu) My ^Flife is a hell I give ^Coff a bad smell but I'm ^EFrench oh that's always been ^Amtrue. PIU!!!

FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to figure it out and play it for my friends an fam. This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord. I use this site often especially for Lynch chords so I felt that it would be right to give back.

Stephen Lynch - Pierre