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"Peanuts" by Stephen Lynch Tabbed by Captain Casualty Another great tune. If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing him live, watch the clip (search for "stephen lynch orlando 2" or just "peanuts"). He switches up the lyrics every but you get the idea. Chords: (I know some of the names are wrong.) Ab Am Gb Gm F G e|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------| B|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------| G|------7-----5-----5----3------------3-----0-------------------------------| D|------7-----7-----5----5------------3-----0-------------------------------| A|------5-----7-----3----5------------1-----2-------------------------------| E|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------| Intro/Verse: Ab Am Gb Gm Gb/Ab <--slide from Gb to Ab Chorus: Ab Am Gb Gm <--slightly different strumming pattern Verse 1:
AbCharlie Brown had a Ambig block head Gb Gm Gb/Ab wore a stripey sweater every day AbAlways tried to kick the Amfootball Gb Gm Gb/Ab but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away AbFlew a kite just to tAmry to relax Gb Gm Gb/Ab but he always put that shit in a tree AbAnd a cute little rAmedheaded girl wouldn't Gbgive no play to poor ChuckGm B.
Prechorus 1: F G Gb/Ab They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS! Verse 2: Onto a security blanket Linus himself would latch Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm while waiting in the pumpkin patch Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb. Prechorus 2: Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS! Chorus 1:
AbOh Ampeanuts, Gbcrazy pGmeanuts AbA bunch of Amkids trying Gbto be Gmfree AbTake my Amhand, and Gblet's dGmance now AbUnder CAmharlie's shitty GbChristmas Gmtree F G Gb/Ab (back to verse) (no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schultz can't print Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean All the teachers said wah wah wah wah wah wah what does that shit mean' Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK! Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid 'Cause it's hard to get pussy when you're the baldest kid in second grade Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense And the bitch couldn't make no money 'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents You know all the ladies love Schroeder 'cause he spun them '88s real good and Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF! Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick You're the World War II flying ace Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts A bunch of kids trying to be free Take my hand, and let's dance now under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree Well that's it. I'm pretty sure it's right, but if not, feel free to correct. Rock on. "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." -George Bernard Shaw