Tuning: E A D G B E

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx M y O l d H e a r t ( 2 0 1 9 ) T h e U n o f f i c i a l O n l i n e G u i t a r C h o r d s S T E P H E N L Y N C H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+ + This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his + + transcription of the album. You may only use this file for + + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not + + be duplicated for use with other websites without written + + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. + +---------------------------------------------------------------+ ARTIST: Stephen Lynch ALBUM: My Old Heart (2019) GERNE: Comedy SONGS: 1. My Old Heart 2. A (Birthday) Song For You 3. Sweaty Dollar Bills 4. Omaha (Neil Young Rip-off 2) 5. Denial 6. Summer Song 7. Terrible Ghost 8. Tattoo Too 9. Cocaine 10. Denzel BONUS: 11. Dead Sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1. M y O l d H e a r t xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS: A Asus4 B C#m E G e]---0-----0-----x-----4-----0-----3---| B]---2-----3-----4-----5-----0-----0---| G]---2-----2-----4-----6-----1-----0---| D]---2-----2-----4-----6-----2-----0---| A]---0-----0-----2-----4-----2-----2---| E]---------------------------0-----3---| INTRO: ||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^E When I'm ^A dead and g^Eone ^A Before I'm ^C#m buried, ^A promise ^Eme ^E Give my ^A eyes to sc^Eience ^A Then a ^C#m blind man, ^Ahe might s^Eee

VERSE 2:

P^Eump my bl^Aood thr^Eough new veins ^A May it ^C#m answer s^Aomeone's pr^Eayers ^EAnyo^Ane n^Eot breathing ^A Let these ^C#m lungs g^Aive him a^Eir

CHORUS 1:

^A But leave me ^Gmy old h^Eeart ^A It's useless, don't they k^C#mnow ^B ^A ^Asus4 A G (E) That you broke it long ago?

TRANSITION 1: ||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

F^Euck it, gr^Aab a k^Eidney ^A Give some ^C#m bald k^Aid my h^Eair C^Eouples n^Aot con^Eceiving ^A Throw my ^C#m sweet jizz all ^Aup in th^Eere

VERSE 4:

Tr^Eansplant ^Amy b^Eack fat ^A Sell my ^C#m gold teeth ^Ato get r^Eich P^Eull out my l^Aarge int^Eestine ^A Make a ^C#m jump rope o^Aut' that b^Eitch

CHORUS 2:

^A Oh, just leave me ^Gmy old h^Eeart ^A 'Cause it's dead any^C#mway ^B ^A ^Asus4 A G (E) Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray

TRANSITION 2: || E / / A | E / / A || INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE: || C#m / / A | E / / / | C#m / / A | B / / / | | C#m / / A | E / / / | B / / / | A / / Asus4 | A / / G | | E / / A | E / / A | E / / A | E / / A || VERSE 5:

D^Eonate ^A all my f^Eingers ^A Except for ^C#mthis one, th^Ais one's y^Eours My kn^Eeecaps might ^A come in h^Eandy ^A When ^C#m Ray-Ray's got you ^Aon all f^Eours

CHORUS 3:

^A Oh, just leave me ^Gmy old h^Eeart ^A I need it one the ^C#mday ^B ^A ^Asus4 A G (E) The day I fuck Ray-Ray's bae named AJ

OUTRO: ||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2) || E || xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2. A ( B i r t h d a y ) S o n g F o r Y o u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS: A Asus4 Bm D Em7 Em7* G Gmaj7/F# e]---0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----3-----3-----3---| B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---| G]---2-----2-----4-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---| D]---2-----2-----4-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0---| A]---0-----0-----2-----------------2-----2-----x---| E]---------------------------------0-----3-----2---| INTRO (repeated throughout various sections of the song): D Em7 e]--------------3p0------------------2--0-----------| B]-----3--------------3-----------3-----------3-----| G]-----------2-----------2-----0-----------------0--| D]--0-----------------------2-----------------------| (x4) A]--------------------------------------------------| E]--------------------------------------------------| ||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^D Maggots eat your r^Em7otting flesh up ^D Flies lay their eggs ^Em7in your hair ^D Bones will turn to d^Em7ust and ashes ^D And the univ^Em7erse won't care

PRE-CHORUS 1: G Gmaj7/F# Em7* You'll de- -cay G Gmaj7/F# Em7* And all that you've done fade away G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4 I guess what I'm trying to say, is CHORUS 1:

Happy B^Dirth^Em7day Happy B^Dirth^Em7day

TRANSITION 1: ||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 2:

^D Living is a b^Em7rutal struggle ^D Slogging toward some ^Em7endless nap ^D Soon the sun will ^Em7boil the oceans ^D Here's a gift card f^Em7rom the GAP

PRE-CHORUS 2: G Gmaj7/F# Em7* We suf- -fer, we ache G Gmaj7/F# Em7* We've all got the death march to make G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4 Life's pointless but, hey, who wants cake? CHORUS 2:

Happy B^Dirth^Em7day Happy B^Dirth^Em7day

BRIDGE:

Another y^Bmear, another y^Gear, another y^Dear and anoth^Aer year Then another y^Bmear, another y^Gear, another y^Dear and anoth^Aer year Then another^Bm year, then another^G year, then another^D year, then another^A year Bm G D A (D) Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another fucking year

TRANSITION 2: ||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x4) VERSE 3:

^D Red balloons and p^Em7aper streamers ^D Party hat on ^Em7top' your head ^D Make a wish and ^Em7blow out candles ^D That reminds me, ^Em7God is dead

PRE-CHORUS 3: G Gmaj7/F# Em7* And so are we G Gmaj7/F# Em7* We're nothing eventu- -ally G Gmaj7/F# Em7* Asus4 The cat calendar is from me CHORUS 3:

Happy B^Dirth^Em7day Happy B^Dirth^Em7day Happy B^Dirth^Em7day Happy B^Dirth^Em7day... To y^Dou (and Mandy Moore)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3. S w e a t y D o l l a r B i l l s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: C D D/F# Em G e]---0-----2----(2)----0-----3---| B]---1-----3-----3-----0-----0---| G]---0-----2-----2-----0-----0---| D]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---| A]---3-----------x-----2-----2---| E]---------------2-----0-----3---| INTRO: ||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2) || G / / / || VERSE 1:

^Em It's time to ^D/F#hang ^Gup my ^CG-string ^Em It's time to ^D/F#throw those ^G chaps aw^Cay ^Em My skin is sa^D/F#gging, my t^Gan is f^Caded ^Em My stuff is ^D/F#old and gr^Gey

TRANSITION 1: || Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / || VERSE 2:

^Em Exotic d^D/F#ancing w^Gas my c^Calling ^Em Bionic ^D/F#hips and th^Gunder d^Cick ^Em But Father ^D/F#Time, he b^Gought a pr^Civate d^Emance And it was ^D/F#over q^Guick

CHORUS 1:

Goodb^Cye bachelor^Gette shows Goodb^Cye soccer ^Em mom's dirty thr^Dills Goodb^Cye monthly g^Gay nights ^D/F# And g^Emoodbye cra^Dnk and p^Cills Bought with sw^Emeaty d^Dollar b^Cills

TRANSITION 2: ||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

^Em The younger d^D/F#ancers st^Garted t^Ceasing ^Em They called me "G^D/F#ramp's l^Geather s^Cack" ^Em I hit the s^D/F#tage with r^Gighteous f^Cury ^Em ...and threw ^D/F#out my b^Gack

CHORUS 2:

Goodb^Cye suggestive thr^Gusting Goodb^Cye "Thong S^Emong" giving me ch^Dills Goodb^Cye classy b^Gow tie ^D/F# Oh, and m^Ematching v^Dest with fr^Cills Bought with sw^Emeaty d^Dollar b^Cills

BRIDGE:

N^Dow I must lose my pret^Censions Br^Donzer and blonde hair ext^Censions I^D'll miss the people and pl^Caces Gr^Dinding in drunk ladies' f^Caces

TRANSITION 2: ||: D / / / | / / / / | C / / / | / / / / :|| (x3) || D / / / | / / / / | / / / / | || VERSE 4:

^Em So I ^D/F#toss my l^Geather a^Crmband And ^Em feather e^D/F#arring t^Go the fl^Coor ^Em A single ^D/F#tear str^Geaks my ch^Ceek as ^Em I walk ^D/F#out the d^Goor

CHORUS 3:

Hell^Co reinv^Gention ^D Hell^Co learning ^Em new sk^Dills Hell^Co younger d^Gancers ^D/F# I'll s^Emell you cr^Dank and p^Cills For your sw^Emeaty d^Dollar b^Cills

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 4. O m a h a ( N e i l Y o u n g R i p - o f f 2 ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Cmaj9/B D G e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---| B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---| G]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---| A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---| E]---------------------------3---| INTRO: || Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C || VERSE 1:

^Am "Omah^Da"? ^Am "Blueb^Dird"? ^Am She's got her whole f^Dist inside me and ^GI forgot my safe w^Cord ^Am Is it "Hamilt^Don"? ^Am Or "Aaron B^Durr"? ^Am Every time I g^Det it wrong, it's an^Gother inch deep^Cer, oh Jesus...

TRANSITION 1: || Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C || VERSE 2:

^Am Is it "Cumberb^Datch"? ^Am Or "Babad^Dook"? ^Am It's kinda hard to c^Doncentrate when you're h^Ganging from an old meat h^Cook ^Am Is it "st^Dop"? ^Am Why would it b^De? ^Am I asked her f^Dor a hint but s^Ghe just took a piss on ^Cme, oh Jesus...

TRANSITION 2: || Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C || VERSE 3:

^Am Maybe it's "r^Dock"? ^Am Maybe it's "r^Doll"? ^Am Maybe it's "Pl^Dease don't slide that r^God into my penis h^Cole"? ^Am It's not "h^Delp", ^Am it's not "dear G^Dod" ^Am I found th^Dat one out when she h^Git me with the cattle pr^Cod, oh Jesus...

BRIDGE: Am D G C (C Cmaj9/B) Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside

^Am Not from g^Duilt but from that f^Gist she made me r^Cide ^C It's still in there, it's not g^Amoing until the s^Gafe word, I be kn^Dowing But I'm bl^Canking, and she's l^Amaughing, and her f^Gorearm's about h^Dalf in And this was my f^Cirst time, I'm newly Chr^Amistened When she talked s^Gafe words, I should've l^Distened But I was d^Cistracted, watch her undr^Amessing The fuck am I s^Ginging? Get back to gu^Dessing

TRANSITION 3: || Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C || VERSE 5/OUTRO:

^Am Is it "wh^Dip"? ^Am Is it "pl^Dume"? ^Am Is it "ch^Dair"? No, I know it's not, I^G'm just naming shit that I s^Cee in this room ^Am I give ^Dup, ^Am "S.O.^DS." ^Am She's got her high h^Deel on my throat and n^Gow I'm losing conscious-

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5. D e n i a l xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: C D Em F G e]---0-----2-----0-----1-----3---| B]---1-----3-----0-----1-----0---| G]---0-----2-----0-----2-----0---| D]---2-----0-----2-----3-----0---| A]---3-----------2-----3-----2---| E]---------------0-----1-----3---| INTRO: ||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

I bought my f^Emirst full-length m^Firror Set it ^Cup and stood there naked looking ^Emat myself And n^Fow I want to bl^Cow my brains out The m^Eman I was has b^Feen replaced, now o^Cut of shape A growing waistline, ^Embig love handles, l^Fady hips Man, wh^Cat is that about?

PRE-CHORUS 1:

^GI was wr^Fong for all these y^Cears Tr^Gusting my h^Fouses other m^Cirrors N^Dow the truth is clear as day I've g^Dot to throw that full-length one a^Fway...

CHORUS 1: (F) Em F C I'm in denial, denial

Yeah, I'm in den^Emial, den^Fial ^C

VERSE 2:

Dr^Emiving down the str^Feet, I pass the h^Courly hotel And saw my ^Emwife inside a r^Foom with some guy S^Che was getting paid St^Emraight into the r^Foom, I flew, and sa^Cid "I can't believe that you have t^Emaken on a s^Fecond job here ^Cas a hotel maid"

PRE-CHORUS 2:

Wh^Gat a s^Felfless act of l^Cove Y^Gou're my a^Fngel from ab^Cove She s^Daid "Yeah, sure, and this is John" ^DAs she pulled her underwear back ^Fon...

CHORUS 2: (F) Em F C I'm in denial, denial

Yeah, I'm in den^Emial, den^Fial ^C Man, just shut up and sm^Emile, sm^File ^C 'Cause it's safer in d^Emeni-^Fi-a^Cl

TRANSITION: ||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

20^Em16 was Orl^Fando and Har^Cambe and Aleppo And Moh^Emammed Ali, Pr^Fince and Shandling, d^Cead at 66 ^EmEngland's shocking v^Fote for Brexit, B^Cowie made his final exit ^EmMan, I thought this y^Fear so far has s^Cucked a bunch of dicks

PRE-CHORUS 3:

S^Gurely the r^Fest will turn out gr^Ceat C^Gut to Tuesd^Fay, November ^C8 I l^Daughed, his odds are none to slim Wh^Do'd be shit enough to vote for h^Fim

CHORUS 3: (F) Em F C I was in denial, denial

Now we're all in den^Emial, den^Fial ^C Man, this fucking world is v^Emile, it's v^File ^C But it's safer in d^Emeni-^Fi-a^Cl It's safer in d^Emeni-^Fi-a^Cl

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 6. S u m m e r S o n g xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C G e]---0-----0-----3---| B]---1-----1-----0---| G]---2-----0-----0---| D]---2-----2-----0---| A]---0-----3-----2---| E]---------------3---| INTRO: ||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

The h^Gum of a f^Cew honey b^Amees B^Carely the wh^Gisper of a m^Cagnolia br^Ameeze ^CCi- -c^Gadas ch^Cirp in their tr^Amees ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C Summer S^Among ^C

VERSE 2:

C^Gold lemon^Cade every n^Amight W^Chy don't we sk^Ginny-dip i^Cn the moonl^Amight? Sw^Cat my sw^Geaty neck - m^Cosquito b^Amite ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C Summer S^Among ^C

TRANSITION 1: ||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

K^Gids all baref^Coot, short br^Amidges ^CI watch them r^Gunning through f^Cields and d^Amitches ^COh L^Gord this mosqu^Cito bite ^Amitches ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C Summer S^Among ^C

VERSE 4:

Okay th^Gis is no mosqu^Cito b^Amite It's sw^Collen up and inf^Gected, and ^CI don't feel r^Amight M^Cust have been a sp^Gider or some p^Coisonous m^Amite ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C Summer S^Among ^C

TRANSITION 2: ||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2) VERSE 5:

^GI require imm^Cediate c^Amare S^Comebody c^Gall an ^Cambulance pl^Amease H^Comemade i^Gce cream and t^Cire sw^Amings ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C Summer S^Among ^C

VERSE 6:

I f^Geel like my bl^Cood is on f^Amire Sw^Ceet baby J^Gesus, my bl^Cood is on f^Amire Sw^Cimming h^Gole and my bl^Cood is on f^Amire ^C Summer S^Gong, ^C fire b^Amlood ^C

TRANSITION 3: ||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2) VERSE 7:

Where the f^Guck is that a^Cmbul^Amance? ^CI am bec^Goming s^Ceriously conc^Amerned I'm a^Clso st^Garting to hall^Cucin^Amate ^C Summer sq^Guash, ^C Cumberb^Amatch ^C

VERSE 8:

I c^Gan't believe th^Cis is how it e^Amnds Pl^Cease tell me ^Gex-wife ^CI still lover ^Amher I d^Con't even c^Gare about h^Cer and Ray-R^Amay ^C ...Yes, I ^Gdo, ^C summer w^Amhore ^C

VERSE 9:

I sh^Gould have hung out m^Core with my k^Amids Esp^Cecially T^Godd, who's h^Cad a rough t^Amime M^Cethamph^Getamine's a s^Con of a b^Amitch ^C Skinny j^Geans, ^C Shonda Rh^Amimes ^C

TRANSITION 4: ||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2) BRIDGE:

^G Oh my G^Cod, I'm b^Amurning up, I'm b^Curning up My bl^Good is on f^Cire, my b^Amlood is on f^Cire I don't w^Ganna die, w^Canna die, don't w^Amanna die, but I'm g^Conna die And I'm c^Goming, I'm c^Coming, sweet J^Amesus, I'm c^Coming!

OUTRO:

So h^Gere we are t^Cwo hours l^Amater T^Curns out I j^Gust had l^Cow blood s^Amugar The p^Caram^Gedics gave me c^Cold lemon^Amade ^C And laughed at ^Gme, ^C which was w^Amrong ^C Called me "p^Gussy", ^C but I am st^Amrong ^C And I will s^Ging ^C my Summer S^Among ^C My Summer S^Gong

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 7. T e r r i b l e G h o s t xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: Am Asus4 Bb C Dm Em Em7 F G Gsus4 G7/F G/D e]---0-----0-----x-----0-----1-----0-----3-----1----(3)---(3)----3-----3---| B]---1-----3-----3-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1-----3-----1-----3-----3---| G]---2-----2-----3-----0-----2-----0-----0-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---| D]---2-----2-----3-----2-----0-----2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---| A]---0-----0-----1-----3-----------2-----2-----3-----2-----2-----x---------| E]---------------------------------0-----0-----1-----3-----3-----1---------| INTRO: ||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / Asus4 :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^C Oh, I c^Eman't even wish for d^Ameath, 'cause I drew my last br^Ceath Ab^Emout a thousand y^Amears ago ^Asus4 ^C And now ^Emall I can do is r^Amoam around somebody else's h^Come H^Emaunting people ^AmI don't know

CHORUS 1:

I get s^Fad every n^Gight And I look b^Fad wearing ^Gsus4white G (C) I'm a terrible ghost

TRANSITION 1: ||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :|| A really terrible ghost VERSE 2:

^C How I w^Emish that I could q^Amuit, 'cause I hate all this spooky sh^Cit I'd r^Emather smoke a b^Amowl instead ^Asus4 ^C I don't m^Emean to be untow^Amard, but man, fuck a Ouija b^Coard I t^Emhink I'll just go b^Amack to bed

CHORUS 2:

And have a c^Fry, watch T^GV My dad was r^Fight, he always said I'd ^Gsus4be G (C) Such a terrible ghost

TRANSITION 2: ||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / F / :|| Useless, lazy ghost BRIDGE:

I dr^Feam every night that I've l^Gearned how ^FTo scare a child or t^Gwo But th^Fen, when I wake up, I r^Gealise Dm Bb (C) I still don't know boo about being a ghost

TRANSITION 3: ||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :|| VERSE 3:

^C All the ^Emother ghosts are d^Amicks, cruel to me ^C Don't get me s^Emtarted on those c^Amhicks, they see right th^Asus4rough me ^C Man, w^Emhen is it over, t^Amhis sad, ^Asus4 sad s^Cong? Oh, e^Emternity? Cool, ^Am that's not very long

CHORUS 2:

I don't c^Fare, I'm too forl^Gorn It's not f^Fair, I never asked to be b^Gorn And ^G7/Fdead, then und^Em7ead G/D (C) Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost

OUTRO: || C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / | C || A really terrible ghost, fuck you dad xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8. T a t t o o T o o xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret CHORDS [relative to capo]: Am C Cmaj9/B D G e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---| B]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---| G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---| A]---0-----3-----2-----------2---| E]---------------------------3---| VERSE 1:

P^Gokemon, ^DX-Men, h^Cere we go a-g^Amoddamn-gain... With those q^Gueer tatt^Doos, those with q^Cueer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am St^Gars and stripes on an e^Dagle's breast, l^Cet them fore^Cmaj9/Bigners kn^Amow who's best At qu^Geer tattoos, ^D Ameri-qu^Ceer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am

VERSE 2:

You got a dr^Geamcatcher, you got inf^Dinity, you pr^Cobably got^Cmaj9/B Hepatiti^Ams C From those q^Gueer tatoos, ^D those dirty, dirty que^Cer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am A^Gnd that throat tat you th^Dink is dope... ^C ^Cmaj9/B ^Am Nope! It's a q^Gueer tattoo, ^D the turtleneck of q^Cueer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am

INTERLUDE: ||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cmaj9/B | Am / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

B^Gig red heart, your g^Dirlfriend's name, and u^Cnder that your ^Cmaj9/B new g^Amirlfriend's name In qu^Geer tattoo, ^D yeah, you didn't th^Cink that through ^Cmaj9/B ^Am The C^Geltic cross, y^Din and yang, the y^Cin means "dark"^Cmaj9/B and the y^Amang means "Dang that's a qu^Geer tattoo", ^D not the ones that ^CI would choose ^Cmaj9/B ^Am

VERSE 4/OUTRO:

On your f^Gorehead you got a Y^DOLO tat, you want m^Cy advice;^Cmaj9/B buy a fu^Amcking hat For those q^Gueer tattoos, ^D cover up those qu^Ceer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am You got "C^Garpe Diem", you got "C^D'est la vie", you got insp^Ciring quotes, ^Cmaj9/Bhere's o^Amne from me: No more qu^Geer tattoos, ^D stop it with the qu^Ceer tattoos ^Cmaj9/B ^Am ^G

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 9. C o c a i n e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Em F G e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---| B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---| G]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---| A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---| E]---------------0-----1-----3---| INTRO: ||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

She's a Br^Cooklyn punk rocker, he's a J^Emersey meathead N^Fothing in common - it w^Gon't last, they said He d^Coesn't much like her, she th^Eminks he's a jerk What k^Feeps them together? Wh^Gat makes it work?

CHORUS 1:

Well they b^Amoth love c^Emocaine But o^Fnly from midnight 'til ^G9 Really l^Amove that c^Emocaine F G (C) They're writing their fairytale line after line, after line

TRANSITION 1: ||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 2:

Well ^Che gets to chopping, and s^Emhe grabs the straws N^Fow they're both wired and gr^Ginding their jaws They p^Cace and they chainsmoke, and ^Emash in a cup They got n^Fothing to say but won't sh^Gut the fuck up

CHORUS 2:

Because of sw^Ameet, sweet c^Emocaine To h^Felp them get over the h^Gump Really n^Ameed me c^Emocaine F G (C) Their love ain't no smooth ride - it's bump after bump, after bump

TRANSITION 2: ||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x4) BRIDGE:

They're sw^Ceating and fighting, the m^Emorning sun's lurking They tr^Cied make-up sex but his d^Emick isn't working The c^Coke makes her edgy, and ^Emhe's getting vicious They b^Coth want to stop, but it sm^Emells so delicious

OUTRO:

Coc^Caine (coca^Emine) Coc^Caine ^Em Coc^Caine (coca^Emine) Coc^Caine ^Em Coc^Caine

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10. D e n z e l xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: Am C F G e]---0-----0-----1-----3---| B]---1-----1-----1-----0---| G]---2-----0-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----3-----0---| A]---0-----3-----3-----2---| E]---------------1-----3---| INTRO: Am G C e]-------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----------0h1p0-------------0--------------(1)----------1-------1--| G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-----------------------0-------0----| D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0-------------2h3p2-------0--------| A]--0-------------------0h2---------3--------------------------------| E]------------------3------------------------------------------------| Am G C e]-------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----------0h1p0-------------0-----------1-1---1---1------------(0)-| G]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-------0---0---0---0----------(0)---| D]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0---------2---0---2----------------| A]--0-------------------0h2---------3-------3---3---3----------------| E]------------------3------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1 [Both] + Stephen:

S^Amome folks live a s^Gingle life, so l^Conely [T^Amhank God I've got y^Gou and you've got m^Ce] But ^Amif we had a p^Gass for one night o^Cnly [W^Fho'd be on your list? W^Cho'd be on your l^Gist? I'll give you th^Cree]

CHORUS 1 (Courtney) + Stephen:

(I'll take ^F Rob L^Cowe, ^G DiCapr^Amio, ^F and D^Cenz^Gel) And I'll take ^F Anne Hathaw^Cay, ^G whoa and Beyon^Amcé, ^F and D^Cenz^Gel...

TRANSITION 1: ||: Am / G / | C / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:

^Am Why you lo^Goking at me fu^Cnny? You d^Amon't think Anne H^Gathawa- (What the f^Cuck?) I'm m^Aman enough to s^Gay Denzel's a h^Coney And a^Flso I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the h^Cetero-normat^Give idea That h^Fuman sexual expression is b^Cinary and o^Gne is either G^Fay or straight but rather that one's ^Corientation ^Gis more fluid And m^Fost people identify between the t^Cwo extremes on a cont^Ginuum So i^Ff I saw Denzel at like an a^Cirport and he w^Ginked at me And w^Falked into a bathroom stall, we b^Coth know I would f^Gollow him ins^Cide

CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):

(Anyway), ^F [Jon Sn^Cow, ^G and Barack ^AmO., ^F and D^Cenz^Gel] Give me some ^F [Rachel Dr^Catch, ^G and Cumberb^Amatch] ^F [And D^Cenz^Gel, ^F and D^Cenz^Gel] ^F [And D^Cenz^Gel, ^F and D^Cenz^Gel] ^F [And D^Cenz^Gel, ^F and D^Cenz^Gel]

BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):

And Christian B^Fale (and D^Cenz^Gel) And Chuck Lidd^Fell (and D^Cenz^Gel) Barbara Mandr^Fell (and D^Cenz^Gel, ooh) ^F Denzel ^C (ooh Denz^Gel, ooh) Denz^Fel ^C (ooh Denz^Gel, ooh) (Denz^Fel,) Denzel, (Denz^Cel,) Denzel, (Denz^Gel) and Lin-Manuel (Denz^Fel,) Denzel, (Denz^Cel,) Denzel, (Denz^Gel) and Geri Halliwell [O^Fooh, o^Coh, oo^Goh,] Denzel [O^Fooh, o^Coh, oo^Goh,] I love you Big D [O^Fooh, o^Coh, oo^Goh,] you're the one for me

OUTRO Stephen + (Courtney):

(Denz^Fel,) Melle Mel, (Denz^Cel,) Melle Mel, (Denz^Gel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel (Denz^Fel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denz^Cel,) Norman Fell, (Denz^Gel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell (Denz^Fel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denz^Cel,) Richard Hell, (Denz^Gel,) and Kenan and also Kel ^F Gizel^C- -^Gle Mans^Fuel-^C -^Gle Harvey Keit^F- ^C -e^Gl Denz^Fel ^C ^G Denz^Fel ^C ^G Denz^Fel..^C. ^G

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 11. D e a d S e x y xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C E F G e]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---| B]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---| G]---2-----0-----1-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---| A]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---| E]---------------0-----1-----3---| INTRO: ||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^Am Hey there, Cleop^Eatra - g^Amirl, I'm looking ^Eat ya ^Am I like your sw^Eeet Egyptian s^Cty- -^Gle ^Am Forget old Ca^Eesar, I'm a p^Amroven Pharao pl^Eeaser ^Am I'll make you fl^Eow like the ^CNi- -^Gle

CHORUS 1:

I kn^Fow you're not al^Cive But b^Gaby, that talk is j^Eive (Am) You're still dead... sexy

TRANSITION 1: ||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2) VERSE 2:

^Am Hey Jackie ^EO, g^Amirl you're good to g^Eo ^Am Take off that p^Eeacoat and that p^Cill box l^Gid ^Am I'm no On^Eassis, but I'm sm^Amooth like sweet mol^Easses ^Am I'll rock your w^Eorld more than L^Cee Harvey d^Gid

CHORUS 2:

M^Famma I know you're g^Cone But I st^Gill wanna get it ^Eon (Am) You're still dead... sexy

TRANSITION 2: ||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

^Am Hey Lady ^EDi, ^Ammy oh my oh ^Emy That s^Amexy British acc^Eent m^Cakes me p^Gurr ^Am Yeah I'm no R^Eoyal, but I can s^Amtill make your blood b^Eoil ^Am I'll drive you cr^Eazy like that Fr^Cench chauff^Geur

CHORUS 3:

I kn^Fow you're undergr^Cound But, Your H^Gighness, let's get d^Eown (Am) You're still dead... sexy

TRANSITION 3: ||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2) VERSE 4:

^Am Hey Marie C^Eurie, b^Amaby what's your h^Eurry? ^Am Big science br^Eain got me u^Cnder your th^Gumb ^Am Something ab^Eout ya, I r^Ameally wanna in-and-o^Eut ya ^Am I'll make you g^Elow like plut^Coni^Gom

CHORUS 4:

I w^Fish you didn't p^Cass Cause I'd exp^Geriment on that a^Ess You're still dead.^Am.. s^Eexy ^Am

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