This is a new song by lynch and it's hilarious. I'm not sure of the actual name of a few chords, so be sure to scroll down to the bottom to see what I'm referring to in the intro. I do comedy songs too, check out www.vincecarone.com Capo on the 4th Fret Intro: C/G-C/G2, C(pick) D(pick)

^CIf I had a ^Ghammer, I'd b^Cuild a house for ^G2 And ^Cif I had a sai^Gling ship I'd ^Amtake a trip with y^Dou

^CIf I had a po^Get's hand I'd ^Cwrite a verse for ^Gthee And i^Cf I had the pain^Gter's touch, on c^Amanvas you would b^De

But I^C don't have a ^Ghammer and I do^Cn't have a sh^Gip So I ^Ccan't build your ho^Guse and w^Ame can't take a tr^Dip

And I'l^Cl never be a^G poet or have the ^Cpainter's grac^Ge So I'^Cll never write your v^Gerse or im^Ammortalize your f^Dace

And also, I have herpes! C/G-320010 C/G2-320000 C-032010 D-XX0232 G-320003 Am-X0221X

Stephen Lynch - Love song if i had a