xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L i o n ( 2 0 1 2 ) T h e U n o f f i c i a l O n l i n e G u i t a r C h o r d s S T E P H E N L Y N C H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+ + This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his + + transcription of the album. You may only use this file for + + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not + + be duplicated for use with other websites without written + + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. + +---------------------------------------------------------------+ ARTIST: Stephen Lynch ALBUM: Lion (2012) GERNE: Comedy SONGS: 1. Tattoo 2. No Meat 3. So This Is Outer Space? 4. Lorelei 5. Lion 6. Tennessee 7. Let Me Inside 8. The Night I Laid You Down 9. Too Jesusy 10. The Gathering 11. You'll Do 12. Whiskey Dick 13. Hey Love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1. T a t t o o xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret [Capo 3rd Fret when played live] CHORDS [relative to capo]: Am C Cadd9 D G e]---0----0----0----2----3---| B]---1----1----1----3----0---| G]---0----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----0----0---| A]---0----3----2---------2---| E]-----------------------3---| INTRO: ||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

You got a ^Gunicorn, b^Dutterfly, a^Cngel wi^Cadd9ngs - ^Aminner thigh Qu^Geer tattoo,^D that's a qu^Ceer tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am Fl^Gaming skull sm^Doking pot, th^Cat's the oppo^Cadd9site of n^Amot a Qu^Geer tattoo,^D it's a qu^Ceer tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am

VERSE 2:

You got a Tw^Geety Bird, you got a sc^Dhool mascot, you got a H^Cello Kitty; ^Cadd9tell you w^Amhat you got Got a qu^Geer tattoo,^D such a qu^Ceer tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am You th^Gink that symbol in J^Dapanese means &qu^Cot;strength"^Cadd9; or &qu^Amot;honor" - nigger, please It means &qu^Got;queer tat^Dtoo", t^Chat's a que^Cadd9er tatt^Amoo

INTERLUDE: ||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

A^Gny lower back tatt^Doo is queer, it m^Cight as well say^Cadd9 "^Am;Insert Cock Here" Wh^Gore tattoo,^D that's a wh^Core tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am And that t^Geardrop ^Dunder your eye, that you g^Cot in prison '^Cadd9cause you k^Amilled a guy That's a… c^Gool tattoo; ^DSir, that's c^Cool tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am

VERSE 4:

You got a c^Gomedy mask, got a tr^Dagedy mask, any f^Cucking mask ^Cadd9then you m^Amust've asked For a q^Gueer tattoo,^D "Give me your mo^Cst queer tat^Cadd9too&quo^Amt; Your ch^Gild's name with the w^Dords "Be strong" ^Cwould be b^Cadd9eautiful, b^Amut they spelt 'strong' wrong Yeah, they sp^Gelled it 'stong' ^D- your stupid kid will n^Cow be 'stong' ^Cadd9 ^Am How the hell they g^Get that wrong? ^D Weren't you watching when they p^Cut that shit on? ^Cadd9 ^Am

INTERLUDE: ||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 5:

You l^Gove your laughing J^Desus tat, but t^Chat's just ^Cadd9Jesus l^Amaughing at your Qu^Geer tattoos, ^D so many qu^Ceer tattoos ^Cadd9 ^Am I gu^Gess you got that tr^Dibal-band from a tr^Cibe indig^Cadd9enous ^Amto the land of Qu^Geer tattoos, ^D really qu^Ceer tattoos ^Cadd9 ^Am

VERSE 6:

You g^Got barbed wire, you got a p^Doker Ace, got that f^Cucked up thing on ^Cadd9Mike Ty^Amson's face Got a qu^Geer tattoo,^D a seriously qu^Ceer tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am And by 'qu^Geer' I j^Dust mean 'bad', it w^Couldn't mean ga^Cadd9y unle^Amss you had A p^Gink triangle on a r^Dainbow flag, with a b^Cear wearing leather and a r^Amed ball gag That's a qu^Geer tattoo;^D a literally qu^Ceer tattoo ^Cadd9 ^Am

OUTRO: || G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / || xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2. N o M e a t xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret CHORDS [relative to capo]: Am C Cmaj9 F G e]---0----0----0----x----3---| B]---1----1----1----1----3---| G]---2----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----3----0---| A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---| E]------------------x----3---| INTRO: Am G C e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------| G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--| D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3-----2-----0-----| A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------| E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| Am G C e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------| G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0--------------------| D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3----------(2p0)--| A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------| E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| Am G C C e]--------------------------------------------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--| B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------1-----1-1-1-------1-1-1--1-1-1-1-1--| G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0--------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--| D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------------0h2---2-2-2-------2-2-2--0h2-2-2-2--| A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------3-----3-3-3--3----3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3--| E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1:

^C Vegan l^Fiving, so^Am healthy and c^Glean ^C So much b^Frown rice, so^Am many mung b^Geans ^G And no m^Feat ^C- not one bite of m^Feat ^C Juicy m^Feat ^C- succulent m^Feat ^C

CHORUS 1:

Instead I get gl^Guten and s^Feaweed st^Cew R^Gice, milk, and lentils, and f^Fucking tof^Cu I resp^Gect every creature, from h^Forse, fly, to c^Cow But I^C'd blow a g^Goat for some b^Facon right n^Cow Yeah, I^C'd blow a g^Goat for some b^Facon right n^Cow ^Cmaj9

TRANSITION 1: || Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / | | Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / || VERSE 2:

^C You eat your s^Fouthern fried chicken and,^Am well I'll just have fr^Guit ^C How's that t-bone? No, r^Feally, it's cool - I'll just c^Amhew on this turnip r^Goot ^G With a couple chickp^Feas ^C Kill me pl^Fease ^C

CHORUS 2:

I'm tired of h^Gumus and b^Fulgar wh^Ceat Tof^Gurky, tofuckyourself, ^FI want some m^Ceat I resp^Gect every creature, the b^Firds and the b^Cees But I^C'd eat the sh^Git out some Wh^Fopper with ch^Ceese Bel^Cieve me, I'd f^Gug up that Wh^Fopper with ch^Ceese ^Cmaj9

TRANSITION 2: ||: Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / :|| x7 || Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / || CHORUS 3/OUTRO:

^GAlfalfa sprouts, a^Fnd a red b^Ceet A h^Gandful of Trail Mix, m^Fm-mmm, what a tr^Ceat H^Gow about some soy yoghurt s^Ferved in a b^Cowl? ^CI'd rather e^Gat a h^Fobo's assh^Cole Yeah, ^CI'd rather e^Gat a h^Fobo's assh^Cole

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3. S o T h i s I s O u t e r S p a c e ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A B C#m E F#m e]---0----x----4----0----2---| B]---2----4----5----0----2---| G]---2----4----6----1----2---| D]---2----4----6----2----4---| A]---0----2----4----2----4---| E]------------------0----2---| INTRO: ||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^E So this is outer sp^Aace? What a lovely p^F#mlace B (E) I can't wait to tell the human race ^E Hello ali^Aen, will you be my fr^F#miend? B (E) Wait, there's something I can't comprehend

PRE-CHORUS 1:

^E It's not outer space at a^All, I'm just at the ^F#mmall Holy shit, I'm freaking o^But ya'll

CHORUS 1:

^C#m You're on ^Aa-c^Eid, you're on ^Ba-^C#mcid ^C#m You're on ^Aa-c^Eid B (C#m) Oh, that's right, let's go to the arcade

TRANSITION 1: ||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 2:

^E LSD will keep my s^Aane, help me reach a higher p^F#mlane B (E) According to the spiders in my brain ^E Hey there's a girl I kn^Aow, I should say he^F#mllo B (E) But her face is melting, gotta go

PRE-CHORUS 2:

^E Whoa, I'm freaking out ag^Aain, where's that al^F#mien? I need him to tell me th^Bat this trip will end

CHORUS 2:

^C#m You're on ^Aa-c^Eid, you're on ^Ba-^C#mcid ^C#m You're on ^Aa-c^Eid A^Bll the colors, pretty colors

BRIDGE:

^A I met the d^Eevil, he was ^Bat the Cinna^C#mbon ^A With a m^Eonkey named Rom^Bone ^A Whoa, there was d^Eancing on a s^Beven-headed s^C#mnake ^A Man, this ^Eacid's way too str^Bong A B (C#m) Acid's way too strong

TRANSITION 2: ||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

^E In a psychedelic st^Aate, watch my pupils dil^F#mate B (E) Staring in this mirror for three hours straight ^E My reflection starts to^A glow, then says &q^F#muot;Man, it's time to go" B (E) Hey, reflection, please don't harsh my mellow bro

VERSE 4:

^E Whoa, there's that ali^Aen! Sir, we meed ag^F#main B (E) I've got a tab of window pane for you my friend ^E Take too much, you'll peak too s^Aoon, what a crazy after^F#mnoon Me and an alien are tr^Bipping balls to the moon

CHORUS 3/OUTRO:

^C#m We're on ^Aa-c^Eid, we're on ^Ba-^C#mcid ^C#m We're on ^Aa-c^Eid I g^Bot some left for the devil and Rom^Eone

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 4. L o r e l e i xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A A6 A6* A7 A7* Bbdim Bm C D D* D7 G e]--x----0----2----3----0----0----2----0----2----5----8----3--| B]--2----2----2----2----2----2----3----1----3----7----7----0--| G]--2----2----2----2----0----0----4----0----2----7----7----0--| D]--2----4----2----2----2----2----4----2----0----7----7----0--| A]--0----0----0----0----0----1----2----3---------5----5----2--| E]---------------------------------------------------------3--| INTRO: || D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A || VERSE 1: D D* D7 G C G D Lorelei, Lorelei had a la- -zy eye

Straight ah^Aead she w^A6ould st^Aare ^Bbdimand still s^Bmee shit ov^Aer th^Gere D A (D) With her la-zy eye

TRANSITION 1: || D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A || VERSE 2: D D* D7 G C G D G D Annabel, Annabel had an odd, odd odd smell

Cigar^Aettes a^A6nd g^Ain, with^Bbdim some b^Bmall-sweat m^Aixed ^Gin D A (D) Such an odd, odd smell

TRANSITION 2: || D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A || || A / A6 | A7 A6* A | Bm / A | G / / || || D / / | A7* / / ||: D / G | D / A :|| VERSE 3: D D* D7 G C G D Donna Ruth, Donna Ruth had a sna-ggletooth

Smile would w^Ain her no^A6 f^Aans, but^Bbdim she could ^Bmopen s^Aome c^Gans D A (D) With her snaggletooth

TRANSITION 3: || D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / || VERSE 4: D D* D7 G C G D Mary Claire, Mary Claire had long, long red hair

Soft and s^Ailky, ^A6I sw^Aear, but^Bbdim her as^Bmshole ^Ais wh^Gere D A (D) She had long red hair

TRANSITION 4: || D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / || BRIDGE:

Whoa, these l^Aadies were lovely, so ^GI don't know w^Dhy I s^Aent them ^A6all p^Aacking, yeah I l^Get them all f^Dly ^AI should be cool, give them ^Ga-nother t^Dry Exc^Aept for ^A6the o^Ane with the l^Gazy e^Aye - can't get passed that one

VERSE 5/OUTRO: D D* D7 G C G D Rosario, Rosario was from Me-xico

There's nothing wr^Aong w^A6ith th^Aat, ^Bbdimbut her a^Bmnkles w^Aere f^Gat So she h^Dad ^Ato g^Do Nothing wr^Aong w^A6ith th^Aat, ^Bbdimbut her a^Bmnkles w^Aere f^Gat So she h^Dad ^Ato g^Do

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5. L i o n xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: C Em G e]---0-----0-----3---| B]---1-----0-----0---| G]---0-----0-----0---| D]---2-----2-----0---| A]---3-----2-----2---| E]---------0-----3---| INTRO [NARRATION]: "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only way they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... " CHORUS 1:

ALL:^G Make ^Ca ch^Emoice -^G will ^Cit ^Embe #1:^G A guy who r^Ceally, really l^Emoves you baby, baby #2:^G Or a g^Cuy like ^Emme?

VERSE 1:

#1:^G I would c^Comfort you w^Emhen you're sad #2:^G Well, I would j^Cust leave you c^Emrying #1:^G I would prot^Cect you if a l^Emion attacked you #2:^G Not trying to f^Cuck with no l^Emion

VERSE 2:

#1:^G I would f^Cight a man f^Emor your honor #2:^G I don't kn^Cow no kung ^Emfu #1:^G I'd carry y^Cou across a m^Emuddy field #2:^G Bitch, these Jordans are new(!)

CHORUS 2:

ALL:^G Make ^Ca ch^Emoice -^G will ^Cit ^Embe #1:^G A guy who r^Ceally, really l^Emoves you baby, baby #2:^G Or a g^Cuy like ^Emme?

VERSE 3:

#1:^G I would r^Cead you rom^Emantic poetry #2:^G I'll leave that sh^Cit on the s^Emhelf #1:^G My love making would be sw^Ceet and t^Emender #2:^G This thing ain't s^Cucking its^Emelf, no

VERSE 4:

#1:^G I would t^Cake you to the f^Eminest restaurants #2:^G Here's an ^Cold Baby R^Emuth #1:^G I would t^Cell you how pr^Emetty you look tonight #2:^G And I would tell you the truth

CHORUS 3:

ALL:^G Make ^Ca ch^Emoice -^G will ^Cit ^Embe #1:^G A guy who r^Ceally, really l^Emoves you baby, baby #2:^G Or a g^Cuy like ^Emme?

BRIDGE 1:

ALL: But ^Gba-^Cby, ^Embaby #1: The ch^Goice is ^Cup to ^Emyou ALL: So p^Gick m^Ce q^Emuickly #2: 'Cause I^G've got sh^Cit to ^Emdo ALL: It's tr^Gue d^Cear, I ^Emdo dear #1: I w^Gant you t^Co be m^Emine ALL: But l^Get's ^Cbe cl^Emear here #2:^G I'm still not fighting no lion...

TRANSITION 1: ||: G / C / | Em / / / | G / C / | Em / / / :|| (x4) [NARRATION]: "Let's see what happens next... " VERSE 5:

#1:^G Every d^Cay I'd say how m^Emuch I love you #2:^G ..^C. I would n^Emot #1:^G I'd surpr^Cise you with g^Emifts and flowers #2:^G I'd spend your m^Coney on ^Empot, yeah

VERSE 4:

#1:^G We would st^Cay up all n^Emight just talking #2:^G I'd fall asl^Ceep when I c^Emame #1:^G I'd spell your n^Came out with a th^Emousand rose petals #2:^G I don't remember your name!

CHORUS 4:

ALL:^G Make ^Ca ch^Emoice -^G will ^Cit ^Embe #1:^G A guy who r^Ceally, really l^Emoves you baby, baby #2:^G Or a g^Cuy like ^Emme?

CHORUS 5:

ALL:^G Make ^Ca ch^Emoice -^G will ^Cit ^Embe #1:^G A guy who r^Ceally, really l^Emoves you baby, baby #2:^G Or a guy like me?

OUTRO [NARRATION]: "See? I told you he was kind of a dick. " xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 6. T e n n e s s e e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: Am C Cmaj9 F G e]---0----0----0----x----3---| B]---1----1----1----1----0---| G]---2----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----3----0---| A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---| E]-----------------------3---| INTRO: ||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

^C I've seen rocky mountains a^Fnd great l^Cakes ^C Stood beneath the redwood tr^Gee ^F But where^Cver^Cmaj9 I go ^Ammy heart ^Faches ^C For a pl^Gace called Tenness^Cee ^Cmaj9

CHORUS 1:

^AmOh, ^F ^C come with m^Ge Where the wh^Fiskey flows like w^Cine and the m^Feth labs are div^Gine ^AmOh, ^F ^C I wanna b^Ge Where the sw^Feet tobacco gr^Cows and it's p^Ficked by poor Negr^Gos N/C (C) In Tennessee

TRANSITION 1: || C / / F | C / / F || VERSE 2:

^C Well, it's a place where dueling b^Fanjos play ^C ^C And the mountain folk run fr^Gee ^F Where the ch^Cildren ^Cmaj9can spell '^AmK.K.^FK.' ^C But can n^Got spell Tenness^Cee ^Cmaj9

CHORUS 2:

^AmOh, ^F ^C come with m^Ge Where every ch^Feek filled with ch^Cew, and no-one's ^Fever seen a J^Gew ^AmOh, ^F ^C I wanna b^Ge Where the h^Fotdogs are deep fr^Cied - that's the r^Feason Elvis d^Gied N/C (C) In Tennessee

TRANSITION 2: || C / / F | C / / F || INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE [verse chords]: || C / / / | F / C / | C / / / | G / / / | | F / C Cmaj9 | Am / F / | C / G / | C / / Cmaj9 | CHORUS 3:

^AmOh, ^F ^C come with m^Ge Where the b^Faptist preachers sh^Cout that if you're g^Fay, you best get o^Gut ^AmOh, ^F ^C I wanna b^Ge Where hospit^Fality's the th^Cing, just ask M^Fartin Luther K^Ging N/C (C) Shot in Tennessee

TRANSITION 3: ||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2) VERSE 3:

^C The birthplace of Aretha, Q^Fueen of S^Coul ^C The B.B. King, and Al G^Gore ^F Well, I'm not s^Caying ^Cmaj9it's a s^Amhit h^Fole ^C But they don't l^Give there anym^Core ^Cmaj9

CHORUS 4:

^AmOh, ^F ^C I wanna s^Gee Mountain D^Few in every c^Cup, and all the d^Fentists just gave ^Gup ^AmOh, ^F ^C come with m^Ge In my fl^Fat-bed pick-up tr^Cuck; that's where the cl^Fassy ladies f^Guck N/C F In Tennessee ^FOh, in Tenness^Cee

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 7. L e t M e I n s i d e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: Am7 C Cmaj7/B Cmaj9 e]---0------0------0------0---| B]---1------1------1------1---| G]---0------0------0------0---| D]---2------2------2------0---| A]---0------3------2------2---| E]----------------------------| INTRO: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B e]-----------------------------------------------------------------| B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------| G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--| D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x4) A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------| E]-----------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Will you show me your heart, will you let me inside? TRANSITION 1: C Cmaj9 Am7 Cmaj9 e]--------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--------| B]--------------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--| G]-----0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0-----| D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2) A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------| E]-----------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 2: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) There's not to infer, and nothing implied C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) I literally mean, will you let me inside? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) I'm at your front door, it's not open - I tried C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) It's cold as balls out here, let me inside TRANSITION 2: ||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2) VERSE 3: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) You know when it's dark I get terrified C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Come on, seriously, will you let me inside? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Think I just saw a possum, all beady-eyed C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Those things fucking scare me, please let me inside TRANSITION 2: ||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2) "Let me inside" VERSE 4: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Are you angry with me, are you preoccupied? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Are you taking a shit and can't let me inside? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) I can smell from the kitchen, the food that you fried C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) I've had half of a PowerBar, let me inside TRANSITION 3: ||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2) "Let me inside" VERSE 5: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) How can this situation be rectified? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Hey, here's an idea - fucking let me inside C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Tried to climb through your window, but I was too wide C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) You should get bigger windows or let me inside TRANSITION 4: ||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2) "Let me inside" VERSE 5: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Are you with a new guy that you're trying to hide? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Girl, I'm down for a threesome, just let me inside C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Okay, that's the last straw, I'm a man, I've got pride C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) And my toesies are freezing, please let me inside TRANSITION 4: ||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2) "Let me inside" VERSE 6/OUTRO: C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B e]-----------------------------------------------------------------| B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------| G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--| D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x2) A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------| E]-----------------------------------------------------------------| C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B e]-----------------------------------------------------------------| B]-----------------------------------------------------------------| G]-----------------------------------------------------------------| D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2) A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------| E]-----------------------------------------------------------------| C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside? C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C) Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried

^C 'Til ^Cmaj7/Bthen I'll be ^Am7sitting here, ^Cmaj7/Bwaiting out...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8. T h e N i g h t I L a i d Y o u D o w n xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: C D Em G Gmaj7/F# e]---0----2----0----3----3---| B]---1----3----0----0----0---| G]---0----2----0----0----0---| D]---2----0----2----0----0---| A]---3---------2----2----x---| E]-------------0----3----2---| INTRO: ||: G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / :|| (x2) VERSE 1 [Stephen]:

We were y^Goung, m^Caybe tw^Genty You wore a wh^Dite dr^Cessing g^Gown Drinking w^Gine and d^Cancing sl^Gowly On the n^Dight I l^Caid you d^Gown ^Gmaj7/F#

CHORUS 1 [Stephen]:

And the m^Emoonlight rev^Cealed your b^Gody ^Gmaj7/F# As the r^Emadio played some old Phil C^Collins s^Dongs And we bel^Gieved in s^Comething h^Goly On the n^Dight I l^Caid you d^Gown

TRANSITION 1: || G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / || VERSE 2 [Courtney]:

We had l^Gove ^Cin our e^Gyes We p^Dassion ^Cin our s^Gouls There was f^Gire ^Cin our k^Gisses But it was n^Dot a Phil C^Collins s^Gong ^Gmaj7/F#

CHORUS 2 Courtney + (Stephen) + [both]:

It m^Emight have been like Mike + ^CThe M^Gechanics (I don't know who that is) ^Gmaj7/F# Yes, you ^Emdo, he was the other guy in ^CGenes^Dis (Mmmm, I'm pretty s^Gure that ^Cit was Phil C^Gollins) No, it wasn't [On this n^Dight I l^Caid you d^Gown]

TRANSITION 2: || G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / || VERSE 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:

(Any w^Gay) (it d^Coesn't m^Gatter) Any way Doesn't matter (We made l^Dove) ['T^Cil the d^Gawn] We made love (Two h^Gearts beating) (is a^Cll we h^Geard) Two hearts beating Oh boy, here we go (Besides that o^Dld) [Phil C^Collins s^Gong] ^Gmaj7/F# There was fuckin' no

CHORUS 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:

(Well, it m^Emight have been that song from the m^Covie with the j^Gambox) Say anything (That's the ^Gmaj7/F#one) ^Em ^C ^D Who the hell mixes up Peter Gabriel with Phil Collins (Well fuck you, I guess I'm no ^Gexpert) (in fucking n^Cineties m^Gusic) (whatever) No, you're not eighties [On the n^Dight I l^Caid you d^Gown] [On the n^Dight I l^Caid you d^Gown]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 9. T o o J e s u s y xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 1st Fret [No capo when played live] CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: Am C Csus4 Em F G G7 e]---0----0----0----0----1----3----1---| B]---1----1----1----0----1----0----0---| G]---2----0----0----0----2----0----0---| D]---2----2----3----2----3----0----0---| A]---0----3----3----2----3----2----2---| E]------------------0----1----3----3---| INTRO: ||: C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

Oh b^Amaby, you were such a tease ^FOnly get down on your knees to pr^Cay ^Csus4 To pr^Cay ^Csus4 And s^Amomething in your Bible says N^Fot to let me share your bed tod^Gay Tod^G7ay

CHORUS 1:

Oh, n^Cow I s^Gee That you t^Amurned out to ^Embe F G (C) Too Jesusy for me

TRANSITION 1: ||: C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 :|| (x2) VERSE 2:

Our l^Amife was filled with sexy and kink ^FCigarettes and weed, and drink and b^Ceer ^Csus4 And b^Ceer ^Csus4 Now it's B^Amible verse and Bible class A^Fnd Bible shove it up your arse, my d^Gear My d^G7ear

CHORUS 2:

'Cause y^Cou and m^Ge Plus J^Amesus makes thr^Emee F G (C) That's too Jesusy for me

TRANSITION 2: || C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 || BRIDGE:

Y^Gou and I are through Can I pl^Fease get an Am^Cen? 'C^Gause I got bored with you When you g^Fot all born ag^Gain ^G7

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE: || C / / / | G / / / | Am / / / | Em / / / | F / / / | G / / / || || C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 || VERSE 3:

I'm s^Amick of hearing about that guy His m^Fagic kingdom in the sky ab^Cove ^Csus4 Ab^Cove ^Csus4 So t^Amake that precious cross you wear And g^Five yourself a Linda Blair, my l^Gove My l^G7ove

CHORUS 3:

If J^Cesus were m^Ge Even ^Amhe would agr^Emee You're too J^Fesus^Gy for ^Amme, for m^Ge F G (C) Too Jesusy for me

OUTRO: || C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 || || C / / Csus4 | C || xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10. T h e G a t h e r i n g xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]: C Csus4 D Em G e]---0----0----2----0----3---| B]---1----1----3----0----0---| G]---0----0----2----0----0---| D]---2----3----0----2----0---| A]---3----3---------2----2---| E]------------------0----3---| INTRO: || G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C || VERSE 1:

^G Dare I say, ^C the greatest ^Csus4po- -^Cets ^Gof our day ^C Shaggy^Csus4 2 D^Cope and V^Emiolent Jay; ^C the hip hip cl^Downs ^G Haters see ^C just ^Csus4white-tr^Cash f^Gamily ^C They say^Csus4 fan o^Cf ^EmI.C.P. ^C must have the d^Downs

CHORUS 1:

^C I don't c^Dare, I love them ^Gso ^C Cornrow my h^Dair and drink Fay^Ggo C D N/C I'm every where - I am Juggalo

TRANSITION 1: || G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C || VERSE 2:

^G Let us sing ^C of the ^Csus4an-nua^Cl g^Gathering ^C Come see a ^Csus4cultur^Cal h^Emappening, ^C and also t^Dits ^G Call us sick, ^C say you ^Csus4hate o^Cur w^Gigger schtick ^C But it's ^Csus4about t^Che m^Emusic, ^C and also t^Dits

CHORUS 2:

^C You put us d^Down but you don't kn^Gow ^C I'm a proud cl^Down, and so's my h^Goe C D N/C I wear the crown of Juggalo

TRANSITION 2: || G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C || || Am / / / | C / / / | D / / / | D / / / || CHORUS 3:

^C Come al^Dong to the posse sh^Gow ^C Our bond is str^Dong, like magnets, y^Go C D N/C I sing this song for the Juggalo

OUTRO: || G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G || xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 11. Y o u ' l l D o xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: C D Em G e]---0----2----0----3---| B]---1----3----0----0---| G]---0----2----0----0---| D]---2----0----2----0---| A]---3---------2----2---| E]-------------0----3---| INTRO: || G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / || VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):

I've b^Geen drinking here since 5, it's ^Em2AM and ^Ceverybody's g^Gone ^Em ^C The b^Gar man's cleaning up, the j^Emukebox off and a^Cll the lights are ^Gon ^Em ^C ^G (I look up from my PB^EmR, and s^Cee your desperate st^Gare) ^Em ^C (Well, y^Gou're a drunk and I've got low est^Emeem, we m^Cake a perf^Gect pair) ^Em ^C

CHORUS 1 [Both] + Stephen:

[And w^De can read each other's m^Cinds] [Ton^Dight we're the best that we could f^Cind] There's no^C one left but you - [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C

TRANSITION 1: || G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / || VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:

(You're n^Got the kind of guy ^EmI would ever t^Cell me friends ab^Gout) ^Em ^C I sm^Gell like Taco Bell, you'll p^Emrobably get s^Cick when we make o^Gut ^Em ^C ^G (And I bet you've never b^Emeen with s^Comeone quite my s^Gize) ^Em ^C Yeah, b^Gut your face not so b^Emad, if I k^Cinda squint my ^Geyes ^Em ^C

CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:

[And ^Deven though you're gonna l^Caugh] [^DFor the minute a half] that I^C'm inside of you [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C

BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):

^Em [We wear our desperation w^Dell] walking into this m^Cotel ^Em [A scent of sadness fills the r^Doom] along with your cheap perf^Cume N/C G Em C (...And Taco Bell) [And Taco B^Gell] ^Em ^C

TRANSITION 2: || G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / || (x2) CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:

[And ^DI don't mean to be unk^Cind] [But b^Daby, even you don't m^Cind] an STD or two [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C [I guess you'll ^Gdo] ^Em ^C I guess you'll ^Gdo

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 12. W h i s k e y D i c k xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Fmaj7 e]---0----0----0---| B]---1----1----1---| G]---2----0----2---| D]---2----2----3---| A]---0----3----x---| E]-----------------| INTRO: Am C Fmaj7 e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------| B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------| G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------| D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4) A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1: Am C Fmaj7 e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------| B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------| G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------| D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4) A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------| Am C Fmaj7 e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------| B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------| G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--| D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4) A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|

^AmOh ^Cmy ^Fmaj7God, ^AmI f^Ceel ^Fmaj7sick Dr^Amank t^Coo ^Fmaj7much; w^Amhis-k^Cey ^Fmaj7dick Tr^Amied ^Cso ^Fmaj7hard w^Amith th^Cis ^Fmaj7chick St^Amill t^Coo ^Fmaj7soft; w^Amhis-k^Cey ^Fmaj7dick

TRANSITION 1: Am C Fmaj7 e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------| B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------| G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--| D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4) A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 2:

R^Amise ^Cit ^Fmaj7must, p^Amoint ^Cto ^Fmaj7prove W^Amait, ^CI ^Fmaj7just f^Amelt ^Cit ^Fmaj7move Tr^Amied ^Ca-^Fmaj7gain, h^Amave ^Cno ^Fmaj7doubt N^Amow ^Cit's^Fmaj7 in; f^Amell b^Cack^Fmaj7 out

TRANSITION 2: ||: Am / / / | C / / / | Fmaj7 / / / | Fmaj7 / / / :|| (x8) BRIDGE:

Pl^Ameasure s^Che is ^Fmaj7not receiving B^Amored and a^Cngry, ^Fmaj7now she's leaving ^AmIt just l^Cies there, l^Fmaj7ooking guilty Sm^Amall and shr^Civelled, ^Fmaj7white and wilty

TRANSITION 3: Am C Fmaj7 e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------| B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------| G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------| D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x2) A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 3/OUTRO: Am C Fmaj7 e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------| B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------| G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------| D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4) A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------| E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|

^AmDid y^Cour ^Fmaj7best, g^Amave ^Cup ^Fmaj7quick ^AmGet s^Come ^Fmaj7rest, w^Amhis-k^Cey ^Fmaj7dick

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 13. H e y L o v e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Dm F G G7/F e]---0----0----1----1----3----3---| B]---1----1----3----1----0----0---| G]---2----0----2----2----0----0---| D]---2----2----0----3----0----0---| A]---0----3---------3----2----x---| E]------------------1----3----1---| INTRO: ||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2) VERSE 1:

L^Cove h^Gurts, ^G7/Flove's a cruel ^Ammast^Ger L^Cove's a k^Giller, ^G7/Flove's a rotten ^Ambast^Gard

CHORUS 1:

^DmHe-^Cy, l^Gove, I'm d^Dmone w^Cith y^Gou ^AmLo-^Gve w^Cill break your h^Feart ^Dm I h^Cate loving h^Gating l^Cove

VERSE 2:

L^Cove's a d^Gouchebag, ^G7/Flove wears it ^Amhard^Gy L^Cove's a m^Gember ^G7/Fof the tea ^Ampart^Gy

CHORUS 2:

^DmHe-^Cy, l^Gove, go f^Dmuck y^Cours^Gelf ^AmLo-^Gve ^C likes Nickleb^Fack ^Dm I h^Cate loving h^Gating l^Cove

TRANSITION 1: ||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2) INSTRUMENTAL [CHORUS]: || Dm / C / | G / / / | Dm / C / | G / / / ||

L^Amove h^Gas ^C Ann Coulter's f^Face || Dm / C / | G / C / | C / / / | C / / / ||

VERSE 3:

L^Cove's a f^Gan, ^G7/Fof the Boston R^Amed S^Gocks L^Cove ^Gis ^G7/Fa white guy with d^Amreadl^Gocks

CHORUS 2:

^DmHe-^Cy, l^Gove, I c^Dman't b^Celi^Geve ^AmYo-^Gu ^C like Nickleb^Fack ^Dm I h^Cate loving h^Gating l^Cove

OUTRO:

^Dm I l^Caa lala l^Gala lal^Amaaa ^Dm I l^Caa lala l^Gaaaa L^Gaaa lalaa, lala l^Caa N/C Love's a cunt

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Stephen Lynch - Lion 2012