Tuning:

Kill a Kitten (live) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Stephen Lynch INTRO: Em - C - G - D (x4) VERSE 1:

When the ^Emgame ^Cof ^Glife ^Dmakes.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D It ^Emhelps ^Ca ^Glot ^Dif you.^Em... ^C ^G ^D ^EmMark ^Cmy ^Gwords ^Dcause from.^Em... ^C ^G ^D You ^Emcan't ^Cgo ^Gwrong ^Dif you.^Em... ^C ^G ^D

[Rhythm Figure 1] Em C e]-------0---------| |-------0----------| | B]---------0-------| |---------1--------| | G]-----2-----2---2-|%|-----0-----0---0--|%| D]---2---------2---|%|---2---------2----|%| A]-2---------------| |-3----------------| | E]-----------------| |------------------| | Play this 2 times (the last time fading into a strummed C chord) VERSE 1:

^EmThere's ^Cno ^Gcrime ^Dthat.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D I ^Emknow ^Cthe ^Glaw, ^Dyou.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D And if ^Emyou ^Cneed ^Gyarn ^Dfor.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D ^EmYou'll ^Cget ^Gplenty ^Dwhen.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D

BRIDGE: [Rhythm Figure 1] (x1) [Rhythm Figure 1] Feed it turpentine.... [Rhythm Figure 1] D Crush it with your shoe....

^Em ^C ^G ^DKill a kitten.

VERSE 3:

If the ^Emone ^Cyou ^Glove ^Disn't.^Em... ^C ^G ^D She'll ^Emlike ^Cyou ^Gbetter ^Dwhen.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D And I ^Emquote ^Cthe ^Gbible, ^Dcause.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D If ^Emye ^Cloveth ^GJesus, ^Dye.... ^Em ^C ^G ^D

BRIDGE: [Rhythm Figure 1] (x1) [Rhythm Figure 1] Flush him down the can.... [Rhythm Figure 1] Drown him in a lake.... [Rhythm Figure 1] Throw him at a train.... [Rhythm Figure 1] Stick some TNT up.... [Rhythm Figure 1] D Do what you must do....

^Em ^C ^G ^DKill a kitten. ^Em ^C ^G ^DKill a kitten.

A - G - A - G

^AKillin' kittens isn't ea^Gsy, and ^Aif.... ^G ^AGrab a pitch fork from the sh^Ged^A.... in^Emstea^Cd. ^G ^D

Em - C - G - D (x2)

You got to ^Emkill ^Ca ^Gkit^Dten. You got to ^Emkill ^Ca ^Gkit^Dten. ^EmKill ^Ca ^Gkit^Dten. ^EmKill ^Ca ^Gkit^Dten. You ^Emkill ^Ca ^Gkit^Dten. Em C G D (x2) Yeah, yeah....

Fade Out Chords used: A...x02220 C...332010 D...xx0232 Em..022000 G...320033

Stephen Lynch - Kill a kitten