Stephen Lynch - Hermaphroditey
Autoscroll
1 Column
Text size
Transpose 0
If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.
E: 022100 Am: 002210 ': 054030(the third time you
C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide
to this after holding
C.)
INTRO:
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
EShe's part Cgirl, Eshe's part Cboy,
EShe's got Cparts everyEone can enCjoy.
EShe's got Cmore, Eshe's got Cless,
AmShe's got her manhood Ftucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
EIs she a Cmister or Eis she a Cmiss'
EDoes she stand Cup when she's Etaking a Cpiss'
She's Emy little Cgirl, yeah she's Emy little Cguy,
AmWhen I try to please her I get Fpoked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/' ' (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / '
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /'
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / '
Whats that bulge under her nighty'
E C / '
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
ESome things are Cwhite,
ESome things are Cblack,
ESome girls wear Cmake-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
EShe is still Cbeautiful,
EShe is still Cfine,
AmIt's too bad her package
Is Fbigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/''
Verse 5:
E C / '
She can't help her imperfections,
E C / '
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / '
Who stole all my tighty whities'
E C / '
It must be Hermaphroditey!