Stephen Lynch - Gerbil song

^AI bought a ^Ggerbil at the ^Dpetting^C zoo ^AIf Richard ^GGear can do it ^DI can ^Ctoo ^AI get un^Gdressed, I ^Dstart to ^Clube ^AI stick the ^Ggerbil in the ^Dend of the ^Ctube ^BbmWondering just ^Amhow he’ll feel Will he ^Bbmlike it better than he’s ^Amlittle wheel ^BbmCareful now, he’s ^Amright beside me ^BbmOne more inch and ^Che’s inside me ^DmGoooo^Fmoooooo^Dmoooo ^FmGerbil,^Dm go^Fmooo^Dmoo ^{Fm Dm}Burrow ^Fmharder, ^Dmburrow ^Fmdeeper ^DmBe my ^Fmlittle ^Dmchimney ^Fmsweeper ^DmOne thing ^FmI for^Dmgot a^Fmbout C (off) How am I supposed to get you out^A? ^{G D C} A G D C ^ASo now my ^Ggerbil’s on ^Deasy st^Creet ^AIt’s warm and ^Gcosy and there’s ^Dplenty to e^Cat ^AThe situ^Gation is be^Dyond my con^Ctrol ^AGotta find a ^Gway to get him ^Dout of his ^Chole ^BbmI try crow-bars, ^AmI try wires I ^Bbmalmost had him with a ^Ampair of pliers ^BbmI try cheese but^Am he’s not biting I ^Bbmwish this wasn’t ^Cso exciting ^DmGoooo^Fmooooo^Dmooooo ^FmGerbil, ^Dmgooo^Fmerugh^Dmargh^Fmeughae ^DmJesus ^FmI am ^Dmsuch a ^Fmsucker

^DmPlease get ^Fmout you ^Dmfurry ^Fm***er ^DmI think ^FmI am ^Dmgetting ^Fmill C (off) Suddenly he’s very very stil^Al ^{G D C} (oh no) A G D C ^ANow it’s too ^Glate, my ^Dgerbil ^Cdied ^AI guess I ^Ghave committed^D Gerbi^Ccide ^AHere’s some ad^Gvice, it’s ^Dvery clear ^Ccut ^AIf you love your ^Ggerbil..^D.. Don’t stick him up your ^Abuuu^Guuuu^Dtt Don’t ^Cstick him up your ^Abuuu^Guut ^D Little furry ^Cgerbil in your ^Aboot^Gyhol^De ^C