Chords: D: XX0232 Dsus2: XX0230 Em9: XX0032 D/C#: X40232 D/Bm: X20232 Dmaj: 200232 Bm: X24432 Bm/A: X04432 G: 320033 A: X02220 Intro: D-Dsus2-D-Em9 D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Here we are, dear old friend.

^BmYou and^Bm/A I, dru^Gnk ag^Aain. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Laughs have been had and tears have been shed. ^BmMaybe the ^Bm/Awhiskey's ^Ggone to my ^Ahead.

But ^Dif I were ^Agay, I would g^Bmive you my h^Geart. And ^Dif I were ^Agay, you'd be m^Bmy work of a^Grt. And ^Dif I were ^Agay, we would s^Bmwim in r^Gomance. ^ABut I'm not gay, so g^Get your hand ^Aout of my pants.

D-Dsus2-D-Em9 2x D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj It's not that I don't care, I do.

I ^Bmjust don't ^Bm/Asee mysel^Gf in y^Aou. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Another time, another scene. I'd ^Bmbe right beh^Bm/Aind you, if you^G know what I mea^An.

Cause i^Df I were g^Aay, I would g^Bmive you my s^Goul. And ^Dif I were ^Agay, I would ^Bmgive you my ^Gwhole being. And ^Dif I were ^Agay, we would ^Bmtear down the ^Gwalls. ^ABut I'm not gay, so ^Gwon't you stop ^Acupping my hand.

D-Dsus2-D-Em9 4x

We've ^Dnever ^Dsus2hugged; we've ^Dnever ^Em9kissed. I've ^Dnever been i^Dsus2ntimate ^Dwith your ^Em9fist. But ^Dyou have^Dsus2 opened ^Dbrand new ^Em9doors. Get ^Dover ^Dsus2here and ^Ddrop y^Em9our dra^Dwers.^Dsus2 ^Em9 ^D

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Stephen Lynch - Gay