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For The Ladies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Written by Stephen Lynch Tabbed by Amea (amea.eriksson@bredband.net) This is a great fu**ing song by Lynch! One of his most controversial punchlines is in this song (Well, that and the part about SIDS in "Baby" has created lots of drop-the chin faces..hehe) Anyway, I saw this song incorrectly tabbed on another site so I just had to fix it. Listen to the song for the timing. This tab is as he plays it on the DVD Live At The El Rey) Please mail me if you have questions.. INTRO: "I'd like to dedicate this next song.. to the ladies. (whoo!) You might wanna hold off on them "whoo"'s, ladies This is really a terrible terrible song. It really is, I'm warning you right now: this one is FU**ING awful! Alright.. For The Ladies. If you're sensitive, I'm warning you right now; Earplugs." C e]----------0--------| B]------1-------1----| G]----0---0---0---0--| x2 D]-------------------| A]--3----------------| E]-------------------| VERSE: C F e]----------0---------------1--------| B]------1-------1-------1-------1----| G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--| D]------------------3----------------| A]--3--------------------------------| E]-----------------------------------| I kiss you on the cheek. Am F e]-----------0---------------1-------| B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---| G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D]-------------------3---------------| A]--0--------------------------------| E]-----------------------------------| "Good night my love" I say. C F e]----------0---------------1--------| B]------1-------1-------1-------1----| G]----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2--| D]------------------3----------------| A]--3--------------------------------| E]-----------------------------------| You turn to me and smile. Am F e]-----------0---------------1-------| B]-------1-------1-------1-------1---| G]-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D]-------------------3---------------| A]--0--------------------------------| E]-----------------------------------| "A baby's on the way" G G e]----------3---------------3--------| B]------3-------3-------3-------3----| G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--| D]-----------------------------------| A]-----------------------------------| E]--3---------------3----------------| And then you drift asleep F F e]----------1---------------1--------| B]------1-------1-------1-------1----| G]----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2--| D]--3---------------3----------------| A]-----------------------------------| E]-----------------------------------| To dream of life anew G G e]----------3---------------3--------| B]------3-------3-------3-------3----| G]----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--| D]-----------------------------------| A]-----------------------------------| E]--3---------------3----------------| And I lie wondering F e]----------1-------| B]------1-------1---| G]----2---2---2---2-| D]--3---------------| A]------------------| E]------------------| just what I should F (strummed a couple of beats) do. CHORUS:
FI G5could Amkick you in Gthe stoFmach and caCtch you unawares I could Amswear to God Gyou accidenFtly fell that flightC of stairs When I Amtell you thGat I love Fyou I willC look you in the eye As I Dmslowly slide the hCanger up your thFigh..
"I'm so sorry! I can't believe I just said that! As I said, that one's for the ladies." Chords used: Am...x02210 C....332010 Dm...xx0231 G....320003 G5...355433 F....133211 Enjoy!//Amea