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For Me - Stephen Lynch Tabbed by: Apostolas Email: apostolas.hale@gmail.com Tuning: Standard I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks. Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and intro is included in the first verse. e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------| B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------| G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------| D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------| A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------| E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------| e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------| B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------| D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------| A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse 1 Lyrics: The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time. The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find. Chorus 1:
EmAnd sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as Cwood.D EmAnd sometimes, your disappointed in my Cmanly hDood.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me. Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow. And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below. Chorus 2:
EmAnd I know, that the porno movies makeC ya fDeel cheap EmAnd sometimes, you finish while I'm fast Casleep,D baby.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Play intro 1x here. Bridge:
CTry so hard to bDe a man but,G so damn Dhard to please. CDoesn't help to know Dthat your best frienGd, runs on Dbatteries.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me. Chorus 3:
EmEven though, my love's a little Cpremature, Dyeah. EmWhen you call me, Mr. Softy I get CinsecurDe.
CI can't take it please, Dfake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off. This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern. | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note ===============================================================================