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G Am(7) Wanna have some quality time with my son
CSo I brought him down to the fishin' hole G G Am(7) Didn't like the feelin of that worm in his hand CGot mad, threw down his fishin pole D
G Am(7) Said that's all right son lets go and get an ice cream
CLet your old man buy you a treat G G Am(7) But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall CStarted crying and ran into the street D
GHe's an a**hole, my kidsB an a**hole CI swear he just don't float my Gboat GAlways crying, aBlways crying, Cmade me wanna punch him in his little throaGt
(that's basically the entire song, and the at the very end...)
CI'm on a real a**holeG streak CI could open an a**hole boutiqGue CI think this song has reached its pGeak CGoodbye you a**holes, see you next weGek