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E- Eaug x4 EEveryone knowEaugs Jesus EThe guy who healed tEaughe lame EWell I am JesuEaugs' brother B7Craig is my name
Jesus is the prince of peace Jesus is the lamb Jesus is the son of god But Craig don't give a damn R:
Because when ECraig's in sight We'll parC9ty all damn night I don't turn Ewater into wine but inC9to Cold Coors Light I'm not my Ebrother I know, don't walk C9on H20 But I got hEydroponic shit that me anC9d Judas grow I'm fuckin' ECraig C9 I'm fuckin' ECraig C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' ECraig C9 Craig EChrist Eaug
E- Eaug x4 I hang out with Leppers Barabas and Sodomay Jesus' friends are called apostles Those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles From Galilee to Rome But it would be a miracle If he brought a fuckin' lady home R: Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin' Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin' I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin, But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn I'm fuckin' Craig Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig Craig Christ
E- Eaug x1 AmJesus was our mother's fave EAll her love to him she gave AmBut theres no sibling rivalry B7When hes nailed to that tree
R: And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how who and why and when and where is my messiah now Its fuckin' Craig Its fuckin' Craig Fuckin' Craig Fuckin' Craig Craig Christ Craig Christ Craig Christ I'm fuckin Craig