Stephen Lynch - Country love song

^DI made love to you al^Dsus2l night l^Gong ^DThen I got up to writ^Dsus2e you a s^Gong ^DI watched you sleep and I ^Gfell in Love ^BmMust've been sent from Hea^Gven above ^ADon't think you could ever do no wrong Then you farted. ^{D Dsus2 G} Oh baby, you ^Dfarted. ^{Dsus2 G}

^DAt first, I thought that it wa^Dsus2s kinda c^Gute ^DI suppressed a smile when I heard you^Dsus2r girly poot^G poot ^DBut then the smell came a ^Gwafting by ^BmBrought a little tear drop^G to my eye ^AThink that I'll go sleep out on the couch Because you farted. ^{D Dsus2 G}

^EmIt can milk curdle, make your skin crawl ^AMake the paint peel off of the walls ^EmDon't wanna sleep under the covers no more ^ASince the hot winds blew from out your back door

^DBaby, it sure has been a gas ^{Dsus2 G D}But something up and died insi^Dsus2de your a^Gss ^DSure as hell, that my name^G is Stephen ^BmIt's about time that I got^G even ^AGet ready for the magic I'm about to pass

Uh, I think I shit my pants ^D