Stephen Lynch - Caught me spankin it

I ^F#mcame down to the ^Ebreakfast table, ^Dfelt like I could ^Adie ^F#mTried so hard but ^Ewasn't able to ^Dlook you in the ^Eeye ^F#mFor I am feeling ^Eso much shame, yes ^DI have brought ^Adisgrace ^F#mCan tell I've soiled ^Emy good name by the ^Dlook upon your ^Eface

^AWell it seems last ^Enight, you ^Dcaught me ^Espankin' it ^ANo use ^Edenyin' it, ^DI was really ^Ecrankin' it ^ADry your ^Eeyes, don't ^Dbe so ^Esad, ^DIf you could just forg^Eive me, ^Cand talk to me dad

^AI didn't hear you ^Eenter, no I ^Ddidn't hear the ^Edoor ^AWith my hand upon my ^Emember and my ^Dpants upon the ^Efloor ^ANow burnt into your ^Ebrain is an ^Dimage you ^Edespise ^ALike blood and guts, ^Estarving kids and ^DStevie Wonder's ^Eeyes ^E

^AWell it seems last ^Enight, you ^Dcaught me ^Espankin' it ^ANo use ^Edenyin' it, ^DI was really ^Ecrankin' it ^ADry your ^Eeyes, don't ^Dbe so ^Esad, ^DBut I wouldn't use those ^Etissues- ^Cthey've already been had

^AThe look upon your ^Eface made my ^Dswollen gland ^Ediminish ^Aso I said "could^E you close the d^Door, I really wan^Et to finish" ^ANow daddy, I'm ^Eashamed and I ^Dcompletely ^Eunderstand ^AIf you never want to ^Ehug again or ^Deven shake my ^Dhand

^AWell it seems ^Elast night you ^Dcaught me ^Espankin' it ^ANo use ^Edenyin' it, ^DI was really ^Ecrankin' it ^ADry your ^Eeyes, ^Ddon't be so ^Esad ^AJust because ^Eit was your ^Dbed- it's not that ^Ebad

^AWhen I was only ^Eseventeen, you ^Dtold me it was ^Edirty ^ASo it must be really ^Ecreepy when your ^Dkid is pushing ^Athirty ^ABut you can't tell me ^Edad, that you ^Dnever had a ^Ewhack ^AAt the thing that hangs ^Ebelow your belt and ^Dbumps into your ^Esack

^AWell it seems last ^Enight you ^Dcaught me ^Espankin' it ^ANo use ^Edenyin' it, ^DI was really ^Ecrankin' it ^ADry your ^Eeyes, ^Ddon't be so ^Esad ^DBut I wouldn't use those ^Etissues- ^Cthey've already been- ^DJust because it was your ^Ebed- ^Cit's not that- ^DDaddy, daddy please for^Egive me, ^Cand talk to me dad