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Here's the "Bowling Song" from Lynch. Also known as Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God. I just tabbed this out, so let me know if you see any glaring mistakes. Liten carefully to the bridge, the lyrics are *** funny. As always, listen to the song to get the timing down and let me know if you have any questions. Bowling Song ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (aka Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) by Stephen Lynch from "Superhero" (2002) INTRO: Dsus2 - Bb (x4) VERSE 1:

^Dsus2You ^Bb ^Dsus2watch me ^Bbon... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2Saying ^Bb ^Dsus2that my ^Bbjob... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2Saying ^Bb ^Dsus2I am...^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2You ^Bb ^Dsus2think my ^Bbsport's...^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^G But you can't judge.... ^Dsus2shoes. ^Bb ^Dsus2 H^Bba Ha^Dsus2 Ha Ha ^BbHa H^Dsus2a! ^Bb

VERSE 2:

^Dsus2So ^Bb I ^Dsus2don't get.^Bb.. ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2Got ^Bb a ^Dsus2mullet ^Bbfrom... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2I'm ^Bb ^Dsus2known through^Bbout the.^Dsus2.. ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^G as the prophet....

CHORUS:

^C5And as I ^G5roll the ^Eb5ball...^C5. ^G5 ^Bb ^C5die!" I'm al^G5mighty ^Eb5Mala^Fchai.... ^C5God. The smell of.^G5... ^Eb5 ^C5high. Kiss those.^G5... ^Eb5 ^C5bye. I'm al^G5mighty ^Eb5Mala^Fchai.... Dsus2 - Bb (x4) God.

VERSE 3:

^Dsus2Got ^Bb a ^Dsus2ball that's.^Bb... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb I ^Dsus2keep ^Bb it ^Dsus2in my.^Bb... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb I ^Dsus2get ^Bb a ^Dsus2feeling ^Bbin....^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^G As I finger....

CHORUS:

^C5And as I ^G5roll the ^Eb5ball...^C5. ^G5 ^Eb5 ^C5die!" I'm al^G5mighty ^Eb5Mala^Fchai.... ^C5God. The smell of.^G5... ^Eb5 ^C5high. Kiss those.^G5... ^Eb5 ^C5bye. I'm al^G5mighty ^Eb5Mala^Fchai....

BRIDGE:

^Dsus2Not a single ^Bbman.... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2All who challenge ^Bbme.... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2Marshall Holman, ^BbGary Dickens..^Dsus2.. ^Bb ^Dsus2John Petragli^Bba, Norm Duke..^Dsus2.. ^Bb ^Dsus2Who among the ^Bbpro bowl.... ^Dsus2 ^Bb ^Dsus2Not that pussy ^BbNelson Burton..^Dsus2.. ^Bb ^Dsus2Hey Mark Roth! Hey ^BbEarl the Pearl.... ^Dsus2 ^Bb How '^Dsus2bout Dickie Weber....^Bb I'll ^Dsus2turn the mother***ers.... ^Bb

CHORUS:

End on C. Chords used: Bb.....x13331 C......332010 C5.....x35553 Dsus2..xx0230 Eb5....x68886 G......320033 G5.....355433 F......133211

Stephen Lynch - Bowling song (almighty malachi)