Stephen Lynch - Beelz

^Em5ever since first ^F5man has walked this ^G5earth i have been here to ^Em5whisper seeds of ^F5doubt and evil ^G5thoughts into his ear i ^Em5am the beast the ^F5outcast angel ^G5fallen from on high i ^Em5go by many ^F5names but there is ^G5one you can't deny

e|^C-0-0-|^F-1-1-|^G-2-2-| B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-| G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-| D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-| A|3----|--3--|--2--| E|--3--|-----|3----| my name is satan ^{C C}my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn my ^Fturn-ons are romantic walks and killing the ^Cunborn i've got ^Glittle devil horns and ^Flittle goatee ^Glittle devil eyes to help a ^Flittle devil see and ^Glittle cloven hooves make it ^Fkind of hard to ski i'm satan ^{C C}my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz i ^Flove to watch fox news and then go ^Cclub some baby seals then i'll ^Gtake a bubble bath and ^Fdrink a zinfandel ^Gtry to wash off that ^Fbaby seal smell ^Gthen i'll make a toast to ^Fme, hey here's to my health my name is satan ^C to ^Fcarry on my evil ways i ^Gwent and had a son F G strum C strum F strum and now he makes his living as a singing comedian i'm in ^Cevery zeppelin album i'm in all rush limbaugh's rants i'm the ^Freason the boston red sox ^Ceven had a chance and if i ^Gwanna eat your soul i'll just ^Fthrow it on the griddle don't ^Gneed to make a deal i don't ^Fneed to tell a riddle and ^Gfuck charlie daniels i don't ^Fcare if you can fiddle i'm satan ^C C5-C5-C5 (3 fast strums) 666