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--------------------- / Stephen Lynch / This song is good fun and easy to learn. / Albino / Listen to the track for the rhythm. / The Craig Machine / Chord list is at the bottom. --------------------- Standard tuning: EADGBe No capo G Am7 G STOP Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life That have, you know, slipped away somehow Uh, but I could only come up with... two G Am7 G C G Am7 G C
GI was in D/F#love with an albino Am Am Em7* C Cadd9 Her lack of pigment seemed like fun GHer skin, D/F#the whitest alabaster Am Am Em7* C Cadd9 Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
CmThen one day it snowed Greal hard Cm G G5/F# Em7 D And she disappear--ear--ear--red
G Am7 GThat's one C GHere's twoAm7 G C
GI loved D/F#little Agnus Johnson Am Am Em7* C Cadd9 I met her at the old folks' home GShe'd call me up D/F#and say "Hey Stephen Am Am Em7* C Cadd9 Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone"
CmThen one day her EGKG went Cm G G5/F# Em7 D G Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep
Chords used: G 320033 Am7 575555 C X32010 D/F# 200232 Am X02210 Em7* 020000 Cadd9 X32030 Cm X35543 G5/F# 2X0033 Em7 022030 D XX0232