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Stephen: I have to do the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: So thats 1500's. Wait! So how do you know this? Stephen: Cause I used to be a teacher. Friends: (Laugh)You used to be a teacher? Stephen: Yes. Friends: Professor? Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired because I had an unorthodox way of teaching which is I would bring in my guitar and... I never told you this? Friends: No! Stephen: I would bring in my guitar and I would sing the lessons to the children. Friends: Of course you did. Stephen: I am dead serious. Friends: Yes. Stephen: I am. Alright, alright hold on I'll give you one of the... Let me remember. Alright here's one I remember, okay? This is Ben Franklin. Am C 2x
AmBen Franklin went Cout one night, AmTied a key to the Cend of a kite, AmElectricity sCtruck so bright, Dm Am (-> not sure about this one) Write it down muthafuckas
Friends: You called the kids motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them were motherfuckers, yes. Friends: Science Stephen: Ummm... okay!
AmIssac Newton sat Cunder a tree, AmAn apple hit him in the Chead so he, AmSaid holy shit that's Cgravity, DmWrite it down muthafucAmkas
Stephen: I have a million of these. Friends: Then why don't you do the pilgrims? Stephen: Okay... hey now and...
AmPilgrims raced agaCinst the clock, AmLooking for aC place to dock, AmThey said fuck it here's CPlymouth Rock, DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas.
Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: I'm not implying anything. Friend: Wright Brothers. Oooh that's a good one. Stephen: Uh...
AmA dude named COrville Wright, AmTold his bro lets Cinvent flight, AmSo Wilbur said &quCot;ight", DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas
Stephen: Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight" Friend: Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in your story? Stephen: That's right. Friend: Word. Stephen: See, you can't stump me Friend: Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...
AmAbe Lincoln Clead the nation, AmFreed slaves form Cthe plantation, AmEmanci-mothafuckin' Cproclamation, DmWrite it down anaAmnem-ops.
Friend: Gandhi! Stephen: Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh... Alright hold on, hold on, hold on. Gandhi... Uh... alright. (Slowly)
AmGandhi is Cwhat you said, AmAn Indian with Ca bald head, AmAnd he was a bit Cunder fed, DmWrite is down muthaAmfuckas!
Stephen: See?! Yeah! Fired from that job! Friend: Your a genius. -------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right, by all means correct me. :-) Enjoy the song!