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Atheists Have no Songs – Steep Canon Rangers featuring Steve Martin Tabbed by Candy Corn Capo 1 A forms, C forms, D forms (no capo, song is in the key of Bb, Db, and Eb respectively)
AChristians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) Hava Nagilas for the JE7ews, Baptists Ahave the rock of ages, (rock of ages) Atheists just Dsing the Ablues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is E7risen, But no one Aever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune) For godless DexistentialiAsm.
For Atheists,
Theres nDo good news, Theyll nG#ever sing a song of fAaith.
For aDtheists, They Ghave a rule, The hG#e is always loAwercase.
The he is alwG#ays lowercase.A
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas E7trees, Atheist Asongs add up to nada, (up to nada) But they do have DSundays Afree. (have DSundays Afree)
Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the books of E7scrolls, NumeroloAgists can count to seven, (count to seven) Atheists have Drock and Aroll.
For Atheists,
DTheres no good news, Theyll nG#ever sing a sAong of Faith. DIn their songs, They have a Grule, The hG#e is always loAwercase. The he is alG#ways loAwercase.
(Key Change) C Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
GDont have no SCongs!!
CChristians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) Hava Nagilas for the JG7ews, (for the Jews) Baptists Chave the rock of ages, (rock of ages) Atheists just Fsing the Cblues.
Catholics dress Fup for Mass, And Blisten to, GreCgorian chants.
FAtheists just Bbtake a pass, Watch Bfootball in their Cunderpants. Watch football in their BunderCpants.
(Key change) D Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
A7Dont have no sDongs! (Dont haA7ve no soDngs!)