Steel Panther - Weenie ride

I wanna t^Fell you 'bout something ^Cfun So I w^Dmrote you this song If you've e^Fver been to Disneyl^Cand You know the^Dm lines can be real long

But ^FI got a ride that the bit^Emches love ^Dmyou won't have to wait a^Ct all ^GAll you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend ^GAnd give sexy Michael Starr a call

^CI'll take your ass for a weenie ride ^CSpread your cheeks and swallow your pride ^FIt's scary like a roller coaster ^FmIt will stretch you out so wide ^CGonna take your ass for a weenie ride ^CHold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside ^FIt's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water s^Fmlide

I want to s^Fing about a thing that's fu^Cnner than a swing And b^Dmetter than the monkey bars You can ^Ftake it on the couch or your w^Cater bed Or in t^Dmhe back of your Daddy's car And it's^F open all day, night^Em time too ^DmSeven fucking da^Cys a week ^GIt only shuts down intermittently ^GSo I can take a leak

^CSo put that snatch on a weenie ride ^CRide her face down or on your side ^FYou'll be amazed what you can fit in there ^FmWhen some leverage is applied ^AmOpen your legs for a we^G#enie ride ^CYou won't be the first to ^F#msee it and cry ^FJust bring the baby wipes and so^G#me Astroglide ^AmIt's a weenie ride, o^Gh yeah

^D#Scream for me ^D#Scream out in ecstasy ^A#Honey, won't you try the w^Feenie ride ^G#You're never gonna be the same ^GBaby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can'^Ct take a little pain?^{Dm G}

^CStep right up for a weenie ride ^CIt's even more fun when you're gagged and tied ^FOops, I think I got a little DNA ^FmAll over your backside

^CI wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride ^CYou can charge admission, baby, I don't mind ^FEven with the big old muff you won't get tonig^Fmht ^CFor the weenie ride

^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (it's a weenie ride) ^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (come spread your thighs) ^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh) ^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (it's a weenie ride) ^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (it's a weenie ride, yeah) ^CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie r^Fide (baby, bab^Gy, baby) ^CIt's a weenie ride