Steel Panther - Poontang boomerang

^CMet a girl on Tinder, Ab^Bbout a year ago ^AbAss felt like a beanbag, s^Bbtinky down below ^CShe never got a call back,^Bb I couldn't get on that f^Fattie ^AbYeah, I went go^Bblfing 3 days later Guess who ^Dbshows up as my caddy

^EbmPoontang Boom^Gberang, ju^Abst can't throw her awa^Gby! ^EbmDump her ^Gbass on a friday night She's ba^Abck by Saturday (Sing it!) ^EbmPoontang Boo^Bmerang...

^CMy friend was getting married, I met the b^Bbride to be ^CIt was pretty obvious she wanted some of m^Dbe ^CI told her just this one time, ^BbI would make an exc^Feption ^{Ab Bb}Then she tried to suck my b^Dballs at her wedding reception

^EbmPoontang Boo^Gbmerang, Give that shit a hurl But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wi^Abnd up with that girl. ^EbmPoontang Boome^Gbrang, Thought about going ^Abgay ^EbmBut Boomerang wang is even ^Bbmworse, they s^Dbay! ^F

^EbmYou can chuck that whore If you don't wanna fuck no more But you better watch out Jack 'Cause that ass is comin' back ^EbIf you're tired of gettin' it around ^DbYou can take the next bus outta town ^EbBut you can't get far enough away That bitch will find you any day Change your name and cut your hair ^BbmMove away to Timbuktu ^EbBut I'm telling you right now That boomerang tang will follow you You can chuck that whore If you don't wanna fuck no more ^FBut you better look out Jack 'Cause that ass is comin' back

^EbmPoontang Boo^Gbmerang, That shit never fails! ^EbmSure as a b^Gbear shits in the woods, and s^Abail boats have sails ^EbmPoontang Boo^Gbmerang, Better wis^Abe up real q^Ebmuick! Bo-bo-boom^Gberang is o^Abut there dangerous, down under on your dick ^EbmPoontang Boo^Gbmerang, Oh yeah! ^EbmPoontang Bo^Bomerang ^EbmPoontang Boo^Fmerang ^{Gb Ab} Aw yeah!