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DmWhen I was Bbonly three My Cmama said to Fme &Bbquot;Don't go screwin' a skanky ho, COr you're gonna get DmVD"
DmWhen I was sevenBbteen CI boned a kooky Fbitch BbA couple days later, my balls swelled up And my Ccrotch began to Dmitch
BbBut thats when I totally knew CWhat God wanted me to do, woah
DmWhoa, ohhh, Bboh oh, Chey, hey, Fhey FFuck all night, and Bbparty all Cday DmWhoa, ohhh, Bboh oh, Chey, hey, Fhey FI'm gonna fuck all Bbnight and Cparty all Dmday
Dm Check it out
DmNow I'm in a bitchin' Bbband And I'm Cbanging every Fnun BbI don't care if she's a trailer ho But she's Cgot me freakin' Dmout
DmI get up in the afterBbnoon C'Cause I ain't got a stupid Fjob BbI drink some beer and I watch cartoons CWhile the slut polishes my Dmknob BbSmoke and drink and screw CThats what I was born to do, woah
DmWhoa, ohhh, Bboh oh, Chey, hey, Fhey FFuck all night, and Bbparty all Cday DmWhoa, ohhh, Bboh oh, Chey, hey, Fhey FI'm gonna fuck all Bbnight and Cparty all Dmday, let's go
Solo: Dm Bb C F Bb C Dm Bb C F Bb Dm
BbNow God's looking down on me Saying, &Cquot;Hey man, waC#y to be!"
D#mWhoa, ohhh, oBh oh, C#hey, hey, hF#ey F#Fuck all night, and pBarty all C#day D#mWhoa, ohhh, oBh oh, C#hey, hey, hF#ey F#I'm gonna fuck all nBight and C#party all dD#may
D#mWhoa, ohhh, oBh oh, C#hey, hey, hF#ey F#Fuck all night, and pBarty all C#day D#mWhoa, ohhh, oBh oh, C#hey, hey, hF#ey F#I'm gonna fuck all nBight and C#party D#m / / / Fuck fuck fuck yeah, D#m / Fuck yeah! ...Fuck yeah, dude