Steel Panther - It wont suck itself

^A5Last week me and Satchel were ^A5at the San Diego show^{A5 C5 A5}We were on our cougar hunt and I ^A5ended up with you^{A5 C5 A5}Dragged you to a dirty cage and ^A5threw you to the ground^{A5 C5 A5}I felt the sting down on my thing and I ^A5heard a hissing sound^{A5 C5}

^F5A six foot rattlesnake just bit me ^D5right below the belt ^E5Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself

^A5Time to ^C5use your ^D5mouth (Just get that venom out) ^A5You can't ^F5spit it ^D5out (right now you'll ^G5choke it out) ^A5I need you to ^C5be with us ^D5I can feel the ^F5swelling getting ^E5worse ^E5'Cause it won't suck itself

^A5We did a show in Panama and ^A5blew their fucking mind^{A5 C5 A5}Rocked it out like Aerosmith from ^A5back in '85^{A5 C5 A5}I took this chick to the dressing room, ^A5just got the candles lit^{A5 C5 A5}I didn't see it crawl on me and ^A5that's when I got bit^{A5 C5}

^F5A pissed off scorpion just bit me ^D5right below the belt ^E5I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself

^A5Time to ^C5use your ^D5mouth (Just get that venom out) ^A5You can't ^F5spit it ^D5out (right now you'll ^G5choke it up) ^A5Holy shit, it's ^C5getting worse ^D5I don't want to ^F5wind up in a ^E5hearse ^E5But it won't suck itself