Starting Line - Surprise surprise

^D "Hey there love, let's g^Get to catching up 'Cause I been ^Emthinking those thoughts that ^Amust have^Bm slipped my mind ^D that time that I^G left you there tha^Emt night." ^A I re^Bmplied, "Let^D me remind you ^A/C#of the guy you failed to ^Bmmention all a^Along. 'Cause your actions ^Emhave consequen^D/F#ces and these are^G them^A."

^BmI'll be your friend in ^Ahell, until then I de^Emspise you. And I probably always ^Bmwill. I can't af^Aford to make another mi^Emstake like this 'Cause this is more than I can ^Gtake. I don't^A mean to lea^Emve angry, this is^Bm by^A/C# your^D own devise. G A(hold) I'm sure this comes as no surprise.

^D Hey there babe, don't mean to^G cut you off but I've ^Emheard enough lies and you're ^Adying^Bm to get caught. ^D I'll let you^G go call all you^Emr frien^Ads. "O^Bmh my god! Let m^De describe to you^A/C# this guy, his name is ^BmKen, he's in this ^Aband that writes such, ^Em awful songs a^D/F#bout me all the ^Gtime." You're goddamn ^Aright!

^D Fine, just let me^Bm lie here for a while, 'Cause I'll be s^Emtaying up, yeah hanging up all ^Gnight. Oh I'm^D spent of all a^Bmttention that I've given To a ^Ahopeless case, to a sharp headache, to a^G choice you make To the reason why I, to the reason why I say.

^BmI'll be your friend in ^Ahell, until then I d^Emespise you. And I probably always ^Bmwill. I can't af^Aford to make another mi^Emstake like you. ^Bm I'm sure this ^Acomes as no su^Grprise. (x2)